Single-hand Sue there, tackling the buffet. She's like a human JCB.
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AlanPartridgeQuotes
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AlanPartridgeQuotes
@AlanPQuotes
Supplying regular quotes from Mr Alan Partridge. Why search for Partridge quotes when we provide them?
Norfolk Beigetreten Mayıs 2011
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Mousse from a bowl is nice but to put it on a person is demented.
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There may be superficial damage to the box but the chocolate is perfectly edible. @AlanPQuotes twitter.com/thesundaysport…
Sunday Sport@thesundaysport
At last! I can get a Chocolate Orange up my arse! Exclusive in tomorrow's @thesundaysport
Glasgow, Scotland 🇬🇧 English
This is great banter. It really is... twitter.com/robbiesavage8/…
Robbie Savage@RobbieSavage8
Just switched over adverts are on England must be 2 or 3 up surely by now ,, what's the score 😂👍🏻
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No offence, Lynn, but your life's technically not worth insuring.
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Let's not get into who hit who or, you know, who may have deserved it.
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