Albert Niggemeyer v2

@datboykwam Exactly. My life is literally over

@AlbertNigs Yea tf u mean glow up😂 im 22. Im only gonna get fat and have looser skin from here.

Black chick at the bar pulled me aside the other night to tell me “baby your glow up gon be insaneeee.” Just realized she basically called me chopped but inna respectful way. What the fuck? I didn’t know I needed a glow up

@millerlitekirk @EndWokeness 💀foe

@EndWokeness @AlbertNigs

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?" Uh… don't murder?

@ThrobbyBoucher Gonna find who was involved in approving that and check out that #EarlyLifeSection

@AlbertNigs 🇮🇱

Some explain this to me. How the fuck is Sorsby about to be eligible 😭

@dieselduramax69 Just #GetABag in the meantime Keith‼️👍

Got my addys refilled (need to do some laundry today)

@ThirdOfThorn I’ve been fading laundry and consuming #HoursOfReels for the past #Week now and I appear to have no clean towels, pillowcases, or underwear.

@AlbertNigs Fade laundry and just get locked in on reels Albert

169 follower swing dox

@antbarbour92 Yes, no, yes, yes

1. NO, I SWEAR!!!!! 2. Wrote in Kanye 3. Only after getting the wrong order at a fast food place/in traffic 4. Not applicable, 20 years old with no gf

@ballhazin Lmao I seen ts earlier

@CoachMikeElder @beckyreedtard I was too late!!!

@AlbertNigs @beckyreedtard I was texting about it in the gc smh

Weak and feeble minds

You don’t need therapy as a man. You need a woman who respects you, 25mg of DHEA, 5mg of Tadalafil, and 1,000+ ng/dL of testosterone. Problems solved.

@CoachMikeElder @josiemeowx @OnionHead41 8;40 am

@josiemeowx @OnionHead41 what are you working with?👀

What type do you have? Visual learner btw

@liltraytray3000 You know everybody

I think they got the wrong guy my buddy Dejontay would never do anything like that

@MarkHannaBurner Should’ve told him to go fuck himself

Long day on the course today with coworker

@MMcnailor “Is he going to survive??”

@AlbertNigs “Do you know what a human crayon is maam”

Europeans trying to cross our highways to see the world cup matches

@newowarlord #KetSeeking #BringMeAn8Ball

Got some bangers in the drafts Can #PullTheTrigger at any time.