magnerto, master of magnertism
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magnerto, master of magnertism
@AlexMartinGreat
a true pirate, in the days when that meant something. navigator. passenger princess
lift my shirt, all mammal Beigetreten Nisan 2019
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@wormymcwormersn most beautiful woman on x dot com 😍
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u can’t tell but my ass looked incredible
worm (extra wormy)@wormymcwormersn
the day of the wedding is upon us . please send well wishes
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He’s literally just stealing from us in broad daylight. This level of corruption is so staggering it’s hard to wrap your head around it.
Melanie D'Arrigo@DarrigoMelanie
Trump is suing his own IRS for $10 billion — and he’s planning to settle it quickly to avoid going to court. To be clear: This is a scam to steal $10 billion from taxpayers, while Republicans scream about “fraud.”
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the strokes highlighted the CIAs involvement in killing political leaders and overthrowing govts, showed the last university of Gaza being destroyed and showcased how racism and violence is ingrained in American history…they spoke up more with a screen than anyone at coachella..
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imagine she’s been saying “but first, Pearl Jam.” before sex too
Q@QRSTUV132
Amazing things are happening at the Bill Simmons subreddit
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First time doing stand up in Chicago everyone was like “we’re gonna pop your malort cherry brother” even though I had already had like 9 shots of it. I didn’t have time to explain. Chicagoans love to give foreigners their State Poison and see how you react to it.
tara@proletarat
Despite having lived in Chicago for several years I had a shot of malört for the first time last night
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yeah AND it slaps
“paula”@paularambles
i love bay area fusion food like wdym you can get indonesian-texan bbq
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Saw a lady crying on the subway. Presumably because she had thought the online chatter about Geese was entirely organic
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cameron winter and olivia rodrigo spotted leaving dinner together in LA
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oh my fucking god fly all pride flags at half mast
TOGETHXR@togethxr
A personal update from Megan and @S10Bird 💌
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YES our airport museum is so so dope and i love it
Danielle Baskin@djbaskin
I love SFO. You get off a long flight in a half-asleep twilight and immediately they're like "ok have u considered a 19th century chinese basket" "have u considered the early 2000s united airlines spoon" "have u considered a 1996 lowrider from arizona"
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Coachella fridge stocked with pickles thanks to Pepper’s Pickles 💖
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@g0thgoblin i’ll just be over here, loving the shit out of this
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SERVER: What can I get for you?
WERNER HERZOG (looking over the Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville menu): Jimmy's Jammin' Jambalaya calls out to me like a baby bird abandoned by its mother. It shrieks at me in pain as the trees remain indifferent to its strife. And a Sprite, please.
Josh Olson@joshuarolson
Hot tip: if you HAVE to have dinner and multiple margaritas at Jimmy Buffet’s restaurant on CityWalk, make sure to do it with Werner Herzog.
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@FaeRylandxo wow people are being a lot less explicit than … my thoughts right now 😍
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