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@equine__dentist Can’t wait to read the comments and the fish experts saying “actually these fish are fighting and hate each other and are super stressed and the owner is horrible for putting them in the tank together”
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me and my fish wife if we were kissing and in love
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I ain’t know that’s where this gif was from 😞
yasir@yasirworldwide
I wish people had sex this good cause look at her face 😭
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Me chugging creamy sauces and milky desserts
🦋 fairy 🧚♂️@thisdecfairy
me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:
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In need of two furries to commission the funniest thing possible
Poe Productions@P0Eproductions
Look up in the sky! It's a plane! It's a fursuit! IT'S A PLANE FURSUIT?!? ✈️ Strafe is one of the COOLEST suits we've ever made!💥 He's an F-14 Tomcat jet with glowing eyes, huge claws, muscle padding, big wings, tons of minky details, plush engines, AND detachable missiles!🤯
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@SomaKazima2 The audio of her laughing back omg This prompt is a TRAAPPP 💀💀💀
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@Don_zuley This movie plot is wild but sadly relatable for anyone who’s fought hard for their relationship
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@damian_arts This is like when preach slept with the young man in Pose 😞
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By the way, let me explain how they are 'gay'. The bigger one, the oldest, wants to be the boy in the relationship and refuses to be the egg layer while the smaller one is too young to have female organs, so he is a boy too. Every week, they hug and kiss for hours without mating
Damdalion@damian_arts
Me and my kissing gay snails wish you all a happy pride month! ❤️🐌🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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@River008647 @emkenobi Bet they’d have different feelings abt it if it was men bending THEM over.
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Republicans in North Carolina just proposed a bill that says if a woman is caught with an IUD or attempts to get an abortion then men are allowed to use DEADLY FORCE to try and stop her. They are proposing a bill that will allow men to kill women for using birth control. It’s House Bill 1232. Keith Kidwell is the Republican who proposed the bill. He claims it counts as self defense to use deadly force to stop abortion. This is a man who claims to be pro life. Feel free to give his office a call and let him know how you feel about his opinion.
And for anyone who says “obviously this will never get passed” that’s not the point. The point is it’s fucking insanity that a government official would even try to make a law like this. It’s insanity that there are men out there who are trying to make it legal to kill women for making decisions for their own bodies. This is real and it’s happening right now in front of our eyes.
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@shesosalice @vvitchtoria @AuldManMac U realize people consider the entirety of American English to be “improper” and “slang”? Such a distinction has probably never actually existed 🥴
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@vvitchtoria @AuldManMac I feel like this is how proper english speakers felt when slang started to be introduced
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I already know I’m going to be using “dih bih gah” unironically in a week
bruski🦎@cookerbruski
one jar can change your life
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“You are a strong girl”
Eldest daughter of every family:
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@Aeter_Night @ANerdNamedJerry This is what the internet is for tbh
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@ANerdNamedJerry "Tell my wife I was released from the shackles of life by a God who didn't know he was worshipped..."
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@Emmiccino @Chuckisdope It is but unfortunately it’s also legal term ):
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@Chuckisdope Am I the only one who thought the term "Aliens" for immigrants was inflammatory and used for propaganda purposes or did I just not see anyone else say it
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@TheHannahcast @bizzaroren I was in like 4th grade when this came out so it altered my brain chemistry
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@bizzaroren The difference between the dragon doc & the mermaid doc is that the dragon doc was framed as a very obvious scripted narrative, while the mermaid doc did everything it could to deceive its audience to think it was 100% real, even altering the actual sound footage of "the bloop".
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Nobody will ever make mockumetaries this cool again ever since audiences proved they couldn’t handle the Animal Planet mermaid one 😔
Kovács Attila@Titanlizard_Art
It's insane that 20 years ago they discovered this frozen body in Romania and then everybody just stopped talking about it in 2 weeks 😭😭😭
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These look like as soon as the doors close at night and the lights go out, they start talking to each other. 🔥 🤯
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@helioghostt @VeauxVerny @voidyscreamy @electionsjoe @atrupar Right nobody said that, the argument is she will be just as bad or not significantly better
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@VeauxVerny @voidyscreamy @electionsjoe @atrupar what leftist is saying kamala would have been worse and where tf are you getting this made up stat from ??
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Oh. He just said that out loud. Oh.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."
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I cannot believe this girl died and nobody gives a fuck about her story….. We are failing ALL of these people by misdirecting our attention!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON FR
E M M A ✨ K A T H E R I N E@TheEmmapreneur
⛔️ “I don’t know how much more evidence you need… I’m coming online telling you that my dad, Bryan Cupps - CoFounder of CyberSlice, invented online pizza ordering and Steve Jobs was the first person to order pizza online from CyberSlice… CyberSlice was used to traffick children. It was used to exploit me to lure in my father’s clients. I was trafficked to Steve Jobs and to many of his business associates…” - Madison (Clares) Cupps, who died under mysterious circumstances on April 10th, 2026 ⛔️
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