Mandy 🏳️‍🌈

Giving someone the benefit of the doubt has now been priced outta my budget. Inflation sux.

I tell jokes around people to gauge who I actually want to be around based on their reaction

in another life, I would’ve been a weathered sheriff in a small town.

Real power is quiet: thriving softly after everything you’ve been through.

all of you need to start being meaner to bigots im being entirely serious make them be afraid

Hot take: Women supporting any religion is basically chicken supporting KFC

I just blocked someone for making a “joke” about how the woman astronaut on Artemis II has traveled further from the kitchen than any other woman. If this is humor to you we will not get along. This woman is more bad ass than he’ll ever be.

i would pay a lot of money to go on an African safari hunting trip if i can shoot the guys who shoot the animals.

I mean you're pretty but you ain't I'm gonna deal with your bullshit pretty

Remember when Twitter was fun?

It cost me $110 to fill up my car today.... fuck yall who voted for that fat orange fuck..

Elon Musk is a little bitch.

she loves the ocean and books, and any quiet space that helps her feel more alive

This trump speech probably goes hard if your IQ is less than 80

At some point, some of you are going to have to accept that gays are not the problem. You’re just a loser.

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

Bring that dagger, I don’t believe in words.

To know me is to constantly discover new layers, because I’ll never let you see the whole picture at once.🩸🥀

In English, you can tell someone, "I'm gonna have beef with you," and that can mean either a meal or a fight, and I think that's really beautiful.

Me, with 6 gun shot wounds: you got any bandaids?

@RoweTeefortin @TheRealThelmaJ1 Me too. I think those days are gone forever. Even when gas prices go down the food hikes rarely follow that trend.

@Amanda_NO @TheRealThelmaJ1 Yes it is. I remember when I could fill a whole cart with less than $100.

I can't afford shit at the grocery store.