Warsame Rubac

“Set forth, Çağrı Bey! The seas are yours, the paths that open to hope are yours!” By the will of Allah, Çağrı Bey, one of the world’s largest deep-sea drilling vessels, is set to arrive in Somalia this Friday. Our sincere prayer is that these efforts in Somali waters bring goodness and blessings for both the Somalis and Turks, and for all humanity. The effort is from us, but success, decree, and good news are from Allah alone.

@Birweyne We’ll be there

Get your tubaako, khat, caffeine, tramadol, bilibili, those that cannot be named and whatever your favorite poison is ready. Big leagues are on tonight

@RemoteSomali Liin gartay. Liin macaan la garay. But Portugal?

@AmbRubac Some people? Every Somali uses that word for oranges

We got some people who actually call grapefruit “Buurtuqaal🇵🇹”? Wallahi i’d have thought you were asking for some cigarettes if you asked me to hand you a “buurutaqaal”

@Somalilaandheer Where is af maxaa tiri spoken pro?

@AmbRubac In Af Maxaa tiri (no such thing as Somali) the word is called "liin-macaan."

I know this is not true but what do you actually call it in Somali?

I refuse to believe there’s some Somali who call oranges or grapefruit “boortokhaal” man tf

@RMDVXIII Say sike😭

@AmbRubac It’s called bortokhaal

@hadalbadann “Burtugaal ma kuu fiiqa” i refuse to believe this. That sounds more like a cigarette brand you’d in Somalia

@GuureSiciid I figured liin macaan and liin balbeelmo were the same and there wasn’t a name for grapefruit in somali or at least that i knew of.

@AmbRubac Liin balbeelmo is grapefruit

@Birweyne Silver 🧢🤏product

Genocide for Genocide if you will

@hoboskank @kanaviye1 This isn’t even a hate watch

@kanaviye1 how much u weigh now?

finally weighed in at 158 i was stuck at 165-175 for the longest.

@Triessan Women can’t get the bag?

Im always shocked when the person delivering my food is a woman 😭

@Boqorooow @blakerileyjamie Big dumarland already trying to discredit my analysis by questioning my sanity

@AmbRubac @blakerileyjamie Have u lost your head akhi?

Somali women instigated the 40 years long violence in Somalia but we have never seen them crew a tikniko once?? #Rukub

@blakerileyjamie Behind every clan conflict there’s a somali woman fanning its flames with war tropes, gabays and heeso. They might not direct and devise conflicts but its them that ensure the flame roars and both sides are on their toes. Big Dumar will have you believe they’re victims of war tho

@AmbRubac How can a woman instigate you to kill? This entire system was created by males

Get the cimaamads ready