Amy Haneline

I guess I'm the only one who thinks #CliffordTheBigRedDog is cute. bit.ly/2UWgRdk

For anyone who might need to hear it: YOU STILL NEES SUNSCREEN TODAY. #indy500

It’s race day!!! #indy500

All this #Oscars red carpet glam and I still have ZERO desire to trade my slippers for heels.

My #Oscars look is inspired by a certain nominee. 👀

@doliver8 @ryu_jenna I do it ALL THE TIME.

"Unfollow social media accounts that leave you feeling bad about yourself." now read it again. "Unfollow social media accounts that leave you feeling bad about yourself." usatoday.com/story/life/hea… via @ryu_jenna

@RashaFierce @heyitsanika @usatodaylife @USATODAY It's in good hands. I think...

Hello friends. @AmyBHaneline and @heyitsanika have officially handed me control over @usatodaylife's Twitter page (completing step 1 of my imminent takeover of USA TODAY). Follow me there and see why they trusted me with this much power. I'm coming for you next, @USATODAY 🙃

@RashaFierce Me: "Did you mean pandemic?"

If y’all missed the #GoldenGlobes, I live tweeted the biggest moments here 👇🏾. And yes, I called the panny a panorama from a USA Today account, blame @AmyBHaneline for trusting me with social media last night 😌

When there’s 6+ inches of snow and your husband says “I have an idea.”

OK but I was definitely waiting for all the dancers to all break out into the #blindinglights TikTok dance which would have been amazing. #SuperBowl

My husband sends me ONE TikTok then I lose an hour of my life.

Hell to the no. bit.ly/3qV4UPz

Christmas music. Goo Goo Dolls. I really like it. #sorrynotsorry bit.ly/37dOiME

WHY IS THERE NO FLY EMOJI?

@RashaFierce I gave my mom my Beachbody login. We owe them.

I've been waiting on the day I could give back and take care of my parents. Today, I gave them my Netflix login information. The journey hasn't been easy and I'm not stopping anytime soon. Next up: Hulu (with ~HBO~ add on).

Glad I started watching #SchittsCreek a couple months ago. I finally get it. #Emmys2020

Help me. I like a Bieber song! bit.ly/3hJ79Az

@MorganEmHines It's a 10 miracle leave-in!

Hey Twitter- what's the best detangler a girl can get? Humidity during my run turned my hair into a massive knot and after cutting out my hair ties, 3x deep conditioning and aggressive brushing, it is not budging. 🆘🆘🆘

"CAN SOMEBODY COME WIPE FOR ME!?" Just another day in the office folks.

@doliver8 god bless

big shout-out to all parents right now. i am having enough trouble handling myself on a daily basis and can’t imagine what it’s like having to care for someone else like that