Amy B 🍌

Bored at Red Rocks 🍌 #BAYC

Denver is gonna go from a low of 10° Monday morning to a high of 80° on Wednesday, because Mother Nature in Colorado has the impulse control of a golden retriever in a room full of tennis balls.

CARDI B DAY 💃💃💃💃💃

@jeancrlo_ It’s a double whammy great idea so you’re in for a treat

@AmyBoo__ No one replied so I call dibs

I have a billion dollar idea. Who do I call?

I feel like younger people don't realize that the internet wasn't always optimized solely to make you as angry and miserable as possible, and people are having a lot of nostalgia for 2000s internet vibes now because it wasn't like that back then

Dutch Bros employees surprised a shelter volunteer with enough pup cups for every dog in the shelter. 13/10 for all

i want clothes that are 100% cotton, linen, cashmere and silk… i’m s!ckkkk of plastic clothes

Back to murder documentaries

I binged Tell Me Lies the last few weeks cus all the girlies have been obsessing over it and I can honestly say I didn’t like it… at all. That’s what I get for expecting Heated Rivalry type satisfaction and getting cortisol spikes instead

The Huron Fire in Thornton is being fanned by winds out of the WSW gusting at times between 40-50mph. If you live north and east of 84th Avenue south of Thornton Parkway and west of Grant Street, be prepared. Have a plan. Get ready to leave.

NEW: Quinn and Jack Hughes say they were up late the night before their game against Canada, talking about how they were going to score a winning goal in overtime. "That's what you dream about. When you're six years old, seven. I'm 24 now, I'm still dreaming that." "This is the best moment in USA Hockey in a long time. And to be a part of this group, to do it with my brother, we've had such a fun couple of weeks... and we're just happy this is the way we finished it." Video: jason_demers / ig.

This needs more coverage. Flavor Flav is the first official sponsor & hype man for the USA bobsled & skeleton team, he did the same thing w/ the USA women’s water polo team. (The athletes do not get paid by Team USA to compete). He’s truly a champion for women in sports.

Where can I get a USA hockey jersey

Why do I have to pay to watch a shit quality livestream of my nephew wrestling at state??!

myspace was the greatest social media platform ever made and nobody gives it enough credit. you had to learn basic html and css just to make your page not look terrible. millions of kids were accidentally learning how to code at 14 because they wanted a cooler profile than their friends that was real engagement. you built something. you problem solved. you googled why your background image was broken and figured it out. every platform since then has gone the opposite direction. simpler layouts, fewer options, zero customization to express one’s self. they don’t want you building anything… they want you scrolling. we went from a generation that taught itself code through myspace to a generation that can’t change a font without an app. and somehow we call it “progress” just my opinion.

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

Look like shit: cars don’t notice you waiting at the crosswalk Hair & makeup done: cars at all 4 intersections stopping long & early to allow you to cross

@Rex_Btc1 Hmm ignorance sure is bliss

@AmyBoo__ It’s normal to feel stuck, growth takes its own time

Everyone around me is moving but I’m frozen in RPL. I miss old me

Already for 66mph gusts and it’s not even noon, but at least we got maybe half a decimal of rain 😅