Andrew Dodson

ChatGPT is down. I'm going golfing

@Imagcircle @rsgnl Yeah - they probably won’t put it in any packaging

2026: Apple Car pushed back to 2030

Looks like a @barstoolsports intern used an old subject line in this afternoon’s email….

We’ve trained our 5-year-old son to ask, “Where’d ya go boo?” Whenever our newborn daughter cries. It’s hilarious. Thanks @azizansari. #ParksandRec #TomHaverford

@Allegiant it’s not letting me add a checked bag online — a day before my flight. I don’t want to pay extra at the airport.

Extra large font!

@nytimes pulling out the extra large font!

@nytimes pulling out the extra big font!

@matthewfelan @nytimes It’s not even remotely connected. Super bizarre, poor decision by the NYT during a breaking news situation.

The ⁦@nytimes⁩ should be ashamed for this headline. They made this all about a past scandal when they should be focusing on the current event and the families impacted. This is not the type of journalism I’ve come to expect from the NYT. This is completely unacceptable.

In @bakermayfield we trust…. #GoLions #DetroitvsEverybody #DetroitLionsVSGreenBayPackers #LionsFan

If this #Lions run continues... we're either playing the #Vikings or the #49ers in the opening round. Both will be super tough... but I want San Fran!

@ChargersMemes Same

Need a Justin Jefferson garbage time masterclass to save my fantasy season

The #Lions broke the #Vikings.

@bat_lle I am in the same boat... Tua has the bigger upside, but played awful last week. 49ers defense was REALLY good against the Bucs, while Genos performance dipped last week. The snow freaks me out a bit... Maybe I look at the wire!

To all the fantasy managers, are you starting Geno against San Fran or Tua against Buffalo? Please advise

#FantasyFootball help: I’m in the winner’s playoff bracket! Do I go with Tua or Geno Smith at QB? Geno appears to be the safe pick… but there is (potential?) upside with Tua? He looked awful this weekend, though.

Baker for MVP? #RamsHouse

Good morning from @tentcraft HQ!

@JDboutitboutit I literally need him to get me .84 points to win this week.

DO NOT SLEEP on the @Lions They've won 4 of 5 and are alive and well in the playoff race

What really has me stumped, though, is if Aubrey Plaza hooked up with Cameron or not... #whitelotus