Andrew Jason

How do you professionally say, “I’m not staying past 5pm, no matter what” in corporate?

Bila tengok imej ni saya terbayang apa dalam fikiran arwah di saat akhirnya 😢 Pagi Ahad, pada hari terakhir cuti raya untuk sekolah. Esoknya Isnin dan anak-anak akan kembali ke sekolah. Pada pagi Ahad hujung minggu yang lapang inilah seorang ayah menunggang motor menuju ke kedai buku. Tujuannya nak beli buku sekolah untuk anaknya. Dikhabarkan buku tersebut pula hendak dibeli dengan duit raya yang si anak dapat. Tapi dalam perjalanan terakhir inilah, si ayah bertembung dengan sebuah kereta yang dipandu melawan arus oleh pemandu yang mabuk. Yang tak sepatutnya berada di atas jalan raya. Yang jadi punca si ayah bertemu Sang Pencipta dalam keadaan yang tidak sepatutnya. Kerajaan boleh bercakap tentang statistik kemalangan, tentang berapa banyak kemalangan berpunca dari faktor lain berbanding pemandu mabuk. Tapi kemalangan akibat pemandu mabuk tidak boleh dilihat sama seperti kemalangan langgar lampu merah atau brek tak makan. Tragedi seperti ini tidak boleh lagi diukur dengan data dan statistik. Tapi perlu dinilai dari segi persepsi dan sentimen rakyat. Jadi buatlah sesuatu lebih dari sekadar mengeluarkan kenyataan. Terjemahkan ia dalam tindakan yang jelas dan nyata. Salam takziah pada keluarga mangsa, moga diampunkan doa arwah dan ditempatkan di kalangan hambaNya yang beriman.

Having kids is great, but staying alive to raise them is a real blessing. To all the dads out here, I wish you a long and a healthy life.

@StockpickB @GlobalWatchClub Time will tell

@GlobalWatchClub Is that good or bad?

Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the UK, wearing a Tissot PRX green dial

If your parents are 65 and above, please listen. They are not going to tell you they are running out of time. That is not how they were built. They will wave you off, say they are fine, tell you not to worry, because they spent a lifetime protecting you from hard truths and they are still doing it now. But time is not asking their permission. Look closely the next time you see them, really look. The hands that once seemed so capable, the voice that used to fill a room, the eyes that still light up the moment you walk in, because you walking in is still, after all these years, one of the best parts of their day. You are so busy becoming while they are quietly diminishing, and both things are happening at the same time and nobody talks about it. The repeated stories are not a malfunction. They are what mattered most to them, they are trying to pass something to you before they go, so receive it. One day you will be mid-sentence and suddenly remember the exact way they laughed, and it will stop you cold, and you would trade almost anything to hear it one more time in real time, not just in memory. That day is coming, you do not know when. So call, not when you have time, because you do not have time, nobody does, but call anyway, visit anyway, sit in the quiet with them and let it mean something. Give them your presence while they can still feel it, not later. Now.

@xdidiandrax Any idea when?

Avenged Sevenfold live in kuala lumpur

Bradley Cooper spent six years training to perform this single scene, which lasts over six minutes.

@FPL_TomHadley Ahh man!

Any Alderete owners out there? He hit DEFCON in the OPTA update last night but it came too late for FPL to change 😢 #FPL

@bernardooooV3 All good, but is Haaland ever going to score again?

Imagine what’s going on in those Arsenal heads. Any time they get close to winning a trophy, Manchester City snatches it away. A six-point gap will mean nothing when they start to feel the pressure. That sense of inevitability of Man City to snatch it away again will be there.

@FPLCanuck 1, 2, 3 from L to R

When your gameweek rests on these twats

@marz05 This team only shows up for CL

What’s the excuses today? Low block? Early KO? Or players just simply not up to it?

@FPLDougal Should have been two penalties by the way

@AndrewJason89 You may have the points but a penalty and a dodgy deflected own goal assist isn’t a true victory 😞

One for the Bruno Fernandes captainers, Bournemouth have conceded three goals in their last seven matches – the best defensive record in the league. Be more chad and captain Harry Wilson 👍 #FPL

@JamesPearceLFC Playing a Spurs team with half their players out, sackable offence

It had been coming. Absolute mess of a performance.

If Calvert-Lewin has a million haters, then I am one of them. If he has only one hater then that is me. If Calvert-Lewin has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world loves Calvert-Lewin, then I am against the world.

@ogbueshindu @allaboutfpl I think 30 mins v Spurs should suffice? 😂😂😂

@AndrewJason89 @allaboutfpl My point is Ekitike’s captaincy appeal is lessened by the fact that Liverpool are thin on strikers and he could be subbed early to keep him fresh for the return leg of the Ro16 UCL game.

🔴👀Bruno Fernandes Points in the last 6 homes games: 13 10 10 10 13 4 Zero blanks, 5 double digit hauls🔥 Guaranteed to play 90 mins, pens & fully rested✅ is he your captain for GW30?

@ogbueshindu @allaboutfpl After losing v Wolves I don’t see it tbh. Also Spurs and Galatasaray both at home

@AndrewJason89 @allaboutfpl He is an xMins risk given their midweek game against Galatasaray…

@FPLCrateDigger One of the reasons I did Haaland => Ekitike

Anfield next without VDV If you don’t triple captain Ekitike in FPL you’re not playing it right