Andrew Cartwright

Good afternong

This could happen.

so, my broter crashed into a family of hillbillies (evil ones, not good ones) but he was found not guilty on the radio. Fkn scary stuff gast

For episode 9 have I waiteth 2 weeks, hath been tuff, a few hourth longer as my archaic turnth to lithp hastagTwinPeaks201717 left, now none

Advice to the young on Twitter: Don't tweet haphazardly. Tweet what is relevant to your life. Be diligent with your subconscious.

Off to Antwerpen for Heliocentrics concert. City is under custard but I am still heading there. Wallpaper there three

The people who inhabit nuns, you bet your shoes!!!!

Jesus! Picanja staartstuk!! Whiah !! On a frick biat boat!!

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High Sheriff (100 weeds long ((rankest continuous secular brisket under Crown)) ) will shake for High Sheriff's rosy rarities, Egg & Asian

party idea: find all the small animals that secretly used to be gods and deep fry them to create a delicious hors d’oeurves platter

160 people are following my tweets, not disciples trudging after a holy prophet, but scruffy gumshoes trailing my silvery nut dancer; thanx

If you lose control you may find someone else has started talking before you're done. Stay in control. If necessary, start again. #stay

WHAT HE DID WAS BREATHTAKING. get out of here!! it's full of everybody, ebery vain body. While you were away, WE STAY for currants. Nynleft

It is time to drink effeminate cocktails, turn around in a pond and struggle into green eternal present, lent by Mitchum. It's pink duskum

Wij wensen u alvast veel betaalgemak. Worries choose Java's baby dada. Come back!

Chris Evans scratches Clarkson's smug face: "I love you but want to harm you. Let me shout into these deep cuts." He makes late chemistry.

From a series of Hun's peasant hymn gizz

Pepe is gently & expertly fellated by Donald. At climax, he becomes histrionic & Trump bites him. Blood mixed with Pepecum. I cannot watch.

master equivocator or quivering masturbater? on the one hand......