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Andy Moratis

@AndyMoratis

Comedian | MC | Scratch Golfer | Broadcaster | Coffee ☕️ @Carltonfc 💙 @Storm ⚡️

Melbourne, Australia Beigetreten Ocak 2012
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@rickygervais Sorry to piggyback on you @rickygervais but you have a heap more followers than me. Happy to open for you if you ever bring your show to Australia 🇦🇺
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Remembering David Bowie on his birthday. Can’t believe I wrote a song with him. Legend.
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@rickygervais Just watched it here in Australia 🇦🇺 Please come down under @rickygervais We could really use a laugh right now. A happy new year to you and Jane too.
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Thanks for all the amazing comments about Mortality from everyone who's already watched it! Watch it again. Or just leave it on when you're out. That way the views go through the roof and Netflix pay me even more next time. And that means more money for animal charities.
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When Jesus turned water into wine it happened on a Friday arvo around 5pm creating the very first knock off drinks.
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Gloves off Piastri! 🤜🤜 🏁
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As much as I’d like Min Woo Lee to win #themasters or Byson De Chambeau and it’s hard to go past #1 Scottie Scheffler, my pick is this week is Wil Zalatoris #yearofthegreek
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Managed to hang on yesterday in the brutal weather and shoot 73 to win the 2025 Sandringnham Golf Championships. The only other comedian I know of who has a golf club champ to his name is Donald Trump. Thanks to the help of my coach PGA Tom Ryan 👊🏆 ⛳️ leaderboard.miclub.com.au/scorecard?club…
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There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who watch MAFS and those who are made to watch it with their partners #happyvalentines
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There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who put pineapple on their pizzas and those who don’t.
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There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who hang their toilet paper facing inwards and those who hang it facing outwards.
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There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who eat their scabs and those who don’t.
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Met the wonderful Shaun Micallef at a gig. The industry that keeps giving. Mad as Hell!!
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