DisgruntledVet101

Ten years ago I lost someone very dear to me to cancer. Her name was Christina. We lost touch only to be reconnected on Facebook as if no time had passed. We went out a few times to catch up and then the messages stopped, that's when her brother posted that she had passed.

@WallStreetMav Frontier

The big question is not Spirit Airlines shutting down. The concern we all have is ... which airline do their customers start flying on next.

@SGTWipper1Each There was place outside of Fort Bragg that power washed and steam cleaned your stuff. Got a first time go through CIF.

CIF: We're sorry. We cannot accept this item. There are 3 grains of sand on the inside and a cat hair on the shoulder strap. Clean it and try again.

@FunMovieTVFan Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid

What else belongs on this monument of Steve Martin roles?

I’m begging the Navy’s senior officers, with tears in my eyes… You all look silly. If you are not part of the crew of an aircraft, please don’t wear a flight suit. If your job is in a climate controlled office building… Wear a service uniform. This isn’t hard, you guys.

@pigglow Insert *Your mom* joke here

Has anyone ever tried putting their penis into a vagina

@xixxjace 2023, I was unemployed for a year

which year destroyed your mental health most?

me in the morning because my fuckass life didn't end while i was asleep

Finally some good news

@Milito177 Entitled cunt

I can’t imagine the daily headache her husband must have with a wife like this

@notinregs Hell, we used to get into snowball fights with our Section Chief (E6)

Sgt gets hit with a water balloon and gets really mad All merch is now for sale on the website for a few days

@MrBeast Sweet

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

Starting to accept the fact that no matter how hard I try, I'll never be good enough for anyone.

@scenesthatslap Caroline Munro can chase me all day

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) was way ahead of its time...

@q_slavic If you kill five killers it doesn’t

If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.

El hombre Marlboro mirando cómo chupás un USB con gusto a frambuesa.

@LostMemeArchive It’s a real place, just look it up

Jones BBQ and Foot Massage (2009)

NCO Problems

@realmfberlin Battle of Yavin

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle