Shane Lyons

What fascist decided that you can only buy eggs in multiples of 6? What if I only want four like? #bullshit

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @grok Does this mean Donald Trump is a paedo?

@AislingAon @TheFlareNews On a Sunday when the school is empty. What's your point?

@TheFlareNews Just down the road from St Gabriel's primary school, literally metres.

🇮🇪BREAKING: Stabbing spree reported in Stoneybatter in Dublin According to UNCONFIRMED local reports, a man of foreign background attacked people near Bruno's Takeaway on Oxmantown Road Please bear in mind this info is not yet verified. We understand the suspect is in custody.

Wrote about the outsized effect of US and UK social media users on debates concerning migration in Ireland Pulled 30 days of Twitter data using social media monitoring tool Talkwalker, was interested in discussion of unrest in Newtownmountkennedy. news.sky.com/story/how-inte… 1/?

@media__guy @randompadd80784 Sick burn yo

@randompadd80784 He doesn't serve People Before Profit.He serves Profit (his) Before People

Everyone is saying im a landlord witch im not so i went to the man who spreads the lies paul murphy and called him out to his face and he went white no point in reporting him as the state gives him special privilege in the dail to say whatever he wants #irelandisfull

Sonas na Féile Bríde agus Imbolc ort! Tá ár stampaí speisialta nua a dhéanann ceiliúradh ar Naomh Bríd agus Imbolc ar fáil anois ag anpost.com/shop agus in Oifigí Poist ar leith ar fud na tíre. #Gaeilge #LáFhéileBríde

Three months ago there were 36 hospitals in Gaza. This morning there are none. Zero. All have been bombed by Israel. The same country that claimed at the International Court of Justice that they would never attack a hospital.

@ParamountPlusUK Survivor, Survivor, Survivor US Oh what a wonderful Christmas that would be...

Paramount, Paramount, Paramount+ A mountain of entertainment for us

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @robyniocowen @BeardedGenius @jonathanliew @Will_Unwin At what point is Scott McTominay genuinely in the Balon d'Or conversation?

*scheduled tweet* Tomorrow's @guardian_sport FW. @robyniocowen hosting with @BeardedGenius @jonathanliew @Will_Unwin Any questions?

@Marion14480881 @BabyMonsterGoon @BrigidPurcell That's exactly the point you absolute gowl. To try and reduce this horrible incident to "blame de forreners. Ireland is full 🇨🇮" is to completely ignore all the incredible work and net gain our country has benefited from countless immigrants.

@BabyMonsterGoon @BrigidPurcell The Algerian who stabbed a child. Forgot to mention the evil one conveniently.

@ParamountPlusUK A world where I can stream Survivor US from @ParamountPlusUK 😍

What's your dream fictional world?

AJ Brown....WOW 🤯 #FlyEaglesFly

@A_Priestley89 🤔 They played the other 5 teams but they didn't beat all 5

South Africa beat the other 5 teams in the current top-6 in world rugby to with the RWC. Their navigation of those fixtures is testament to the quality and experience of their playing squad, as well as the greatest coaching box ever assembled. #bbcrugby

Eric Cantona on Instagram

@MichaelsCoDub Yes 💋

I’ll do you a deal …. You have been incredibly amazing It’s time to reward you I love you I’ll GIVE AWAY the chefs counter of 4 in little Mikes this weekend as a treat None of this like and shares nonsense Simply say yes underneath, keep Friday night clear for now and we’ll do a live draw tomorrow from the “yes”ers I’ll personally be doing dishes from the book 3 courses, Austrian slant •Fresh Crab Claws in lemon butter •Schweinbraten, Sauerkraut and Rita’s Dumpings •Maple Macadamia Nut Puddin No more no less I’m on the pots n pans where I belong Don’t say yes unless your sure you can make it Be some craic

@Renovationscork @GardaTraffic 431 people died on Irish roads in 1993

@GardaTraffic No tax big fuckin deal , Is it the end of the world 🌎 no it's not ,as for unaccompanied driving We all drove 30 yrs ago unaccompanied,did it do us any harm ,no it did not 🚫 chase the real problems You know ,the guys off the planes stalking little kids

Two unaccompanied learner drivers approached Clane Gardaí, who were conducting a checkpoint in Prosperous, Co. Kildare yesterday. The cars were also untaxed and without visible L-plates displayed. Both were seized by Gardaí and fines are to follow for the drivers.

Pachelbel's Canon in D, P 37 played by countless trains, the sounds of which were recorded and assembled by the Czech machinist Pavel Jirásek

@JurassicArse An American Werewolf in Buenos Aires

@steveohrourke Do you...not..enjoy food? Or do you just mean some food?

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