Brian N. 🇺🇸

英語ニキへ： ネイティブでない人と話す時は左側の単語を使ってください。

@Dominos_UK Ham?

Nicole: Clamor Within The Silent "Mage," the Voiceless "Angel" #GenshinImpact #Nicole Many of the stories Nicole envisions begin with a phrase as old as stories themselves: "Long, long ago..." Perhaps, for some authors, "long ago" is less the threshold of a tale than a refuge from all further questioning. For once a story is consigned to unreachable distance, all the people and events bound up within it may as well have faded into obscurity, leaving no path by which the present might truly follow them back. And yet, in Nicole's thoughts, those stories of "long ago" endure still. Long ago, the lights of many nations filigreed the earth in gleaming gold. Long ago, the daughters of heaven wandered in carefree grace betwixt divine courts and mortal cities. Long ago, the sovereign of ages past, who had descended into deepest darkness, had not yet brought disaster back to his homeland. Long ago, the three radiant moons that hung aloft in the night heavens were still three... The years brook no pause, the wheel spinning onward all the same. Within a cycle emptied of hope, the spark of paradise perished alongside the lives annihilated. Servitors once loyal to their ruler turned traitor for the sake of the lives that had been fashioned. The black dragonlord returned from beyond the stars. The moonlit chariot of the heavens shattered like crystal... The story had not reached its end. Rather, it was those who had once read it, and those who had once listened to its telling, who had long since taken their leave. The angel who once longed to write laughter into the world lost all that had once made laughter possible. In the end, she even lost the voice with which she laughed, and could speak no more. Thus, it seemed that the story Nicole kept within her would never properly find its beginning. She could only go on cradling her many "long agos," roaming the world and watching as all things passed, changed, and were remade by time. That remained so until the day she met a tiny mage in an enormous hat, its extravagant brim tipped up with such pride it seemed almost ready to brush the sky. Compared with the hat she wears now, however, it was still a fair few sizes smaller. The little witch tucked herself down at Nicole's side and listened intently as one story after another unfolded, not stirring until she had finished her drink and emptied her bag of biscuits. "So you really are an angel? And all those stories were real, too?" "Then yay, that works! I'm a mage, and you're an angel, so we match perfectly." The merry little mage stretched out a hand to the angel who had come so far, all the way from those distant "long agos," and warmly invited her along. "Want to join my Hexenzirkel? I only just came up with the name, but it has a real ring to it, don't you think?" "It's going to be the funnest, awesomest, best club in all of Teyvat — I promise!" "..." No answer came from the angel. None could. But the little mage did not wait for one. She caught the angel's hand in both of her own and slipped the last piece of candy into her palm. "There. Now our mages' pact is made." Nicole had no thought of joining then, nor could she have guessed what this little gathering called the "Hexenzirkel" would one day grow into. But at the very least... It did sound like a place with happiness enough to spare.

@Nero Paula White

What blasphemies have they been feeding the President?

@joeybtoonz WTF is a caviar burger!?

Fun fact: Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival started in 1999 to push back against high ticket prices. Now it’s $649 to get in, $20 for a beer, $17 for coffee and $150 for a caviar burger. Mission accomplished.

@TRHLofficial Thanks Paula White! She’s probably been whispering bagshit crazy stuff in his ear and sadly he’s listening because of the stress he’s under.

Wut

@FateGO_USA Wait, I didn’t realize he wore a punishment choker!? wtf 🫪🤭😂😒

Punishment Chokers, the Ascension material for ★4 (SR) Sizuki Soujyuro, can be obtained by completing event limited missions. Use them to Ascend him and see a new Saint Graph at Final Ascension! More Info ➡️ fate-go.us/news/?category… #FateGOUSA

Shades of blue.

壁紙にしたら最高でしたぞ。

This shit is the most unintentional homophobic shit I have ever seen. A guy can't say another guy is handsome without being gay? That's why dudes are so fuck up, they can't even give a bro ONE compliment.

@DoctorLemma The Sumida Aquarium has a chart that also shows which penguins are beefing. Potato Chip here has picked no less than 10 fights. Apparently he hates everyone except his wife.

The Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a wall-sized flowchart tracking the romantic relationships, breakups, and drama between their penguins. They update it every year. Red hearts mean couples. Blue broken hearts mean it’s over. Purple lines with question marks mean it’s complicated. Yellow means friendship. Green means enemies. One female penguin reportedly ended six relationships in a single year. The comment under her photo, translated from Japanese, described her as “basically demonic.” Another penguin was caught dating someone 17 years older who also turned out to be their great aunt. And penguins who get broken up with sometimes refuse to eat. Apparently the staff say wing-flapping means flirting, grooming each other means it’s official, and if a penguin steals another penguin’s egg… well, it’s exactly what it looks like.

道の先に

@tappinfrogo @lee_4830 So what was it originally?

@lee_4830 I hate localizers

oh my god

どんよりうみべのまちにホエルオー建築完了！ ホエルオー、サント・アンヌ号だよ、めしあがれ #ぽこポケ #ぽこあポケモン

💛The Power of Love 💛 The evil Kisenian blossom, a sentient parasitic space flower, infects Fiore, feeding on his loneliness and gradually twisting it into jealousy over Mamoru being taken by Usagi. Consumed by this influence, he turns against Sailor Moon and seeks destruction. In the end, Sailor Moon sacrifices herself using the Silver Crystal to save Earth, and Fiore—freed from the flower’s control—gives his life to save her, proving love overcomes destruction. This is the first piece in a new series where I’ll be creating artwork for each Sailor Moon movie, starting with Sailor Moon R. Next up is Sailor Moon S: The Movie. If you have any subject suggestions, feel free to share. IG instagram.com/ruru.sailormoo… #sailormoon #sailormoonart #美少女戦士セーラームーン #セーラームーン #세일러문

Moon

@CelestineLives It’s just a handful of nodes in the beginning. They later add the extra mob at the very beginning. So just power through for now.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE 4 ENEMIES???? WHY NOT 3???? Better yet, IS THERE A WAY TO 3 TURN IT???? I’m not one of those “Waaaah, 3 turn or it’s terrible” individuals. Buuuut, I would like to go faster for the sake of the event and self satisfaction, if that makes sense?

@RosaNagashi Commenters simply don’t play the game so I could care less if they have 0 access to 1 singular chest lol

I was reading this and thought “Woah that’s cool!” I then saw everyone in the replies complaining. Isn’t it neat that your actions from 3 years ago still have relevance? To me, that makes the world feel so much more alive and in depth. I also just like exploration so idk

@Savsays Of course they’re Ukrainian lol

UPDATE: Found out that the 3 people that attacked me today are a family that states they're Ukrainian-Iranian. After the daughter assaulted me, the mom came up and attacked me stating "you f*cking hit my daughter?" The man who violently pushed me to the ground then screamed "don't touch my f*cking daughter". Prior to their assault, all three had come up to me and were calling me a "b*tch", screaming in my face, putting dildos in my face, blowing whistles in my ears and then assaulted me as I was trying to leave.