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April of the North
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April of the North
@ApriloftheNorth
Let food be thy medicine, and medicine be thy food. {Hippocrates} | Meat Eater | Science Nerd | Independent Thinker | Dog Momma 🐾 | Political Orphan 🇺🇲
Metro Detroit, MI Beigetreten Eylül 2022
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@bressane I 🫶🏼 my em dash. My Oxford comma, as well.
As the saying goes, "... from my cold, dead hands."
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Us: Don't ever use em dashes.
Them: No worries, saved to memory — thanks!
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77% say the Media and Democrats are responsible for the current climate of political violence.
That leaves about 25% blaming Trump and the GOP.
IYKYK
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Whenever I talk or write about May Day and may baskets, someone inevitably remarks “Hey, my mother did this!” or “We did this as kids but not anymore.”
Well, why not?
You can and you may need it now more than ever.
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The new kill switch law has spawned a whole new genre of horror film.
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Sir David Attenborough voice: Through the use of crude, explicit hyperbole, the male primate intends to boast of his sexual excellence but, alas, the female is unimpressed with him and his spoiler-bedecked Honda with stentorian exhaust system and he retreats to his lair, alone.
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Three comics. Zero filters. Two nights where anything can go sideways fast. @LandauDave, @MikeLoftusComic, and me… all on one show, which usually means the line gets crossed early and often.
📍 @madhattershows
📅 May 15–16
📍 Greenwood, IN
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Android is superior in a lot of ways, and has been for some time. I've been using Android from the beginning - tried iStuff twice, because work required it, and hated it. I felt like my hands were tied with twine every time i had to use it for anything.
The 🍎 bros will always stomp their feet and say "Well, AYKSHULLY," but the reality is there's been little to no innovation with them since Jobs died. It's a shame. They make all these meaningless little updates that only end up frustrating users.
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Everybody acts as if having an Android is like living in the ghetto, but Android has much more accurate dictation than iPhone. Not even close. Editing a typo in the middle of a word is much easier. Swiping generates more accurate results, too
I want my Android back
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LFG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Sean Spicer@seanspicer
Anthony Fauci adviser indicted by Department of Justice David Morens, 78, has been charged with conspiracy against the United States; destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in federal investigations; concealment, removal, or mutilation of records; and aiding and abetting. nypost.com/2026/04/28/us-…
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I'm running for Manatee County Commission. After what I've been through, and seen how the system works, I can promise you I will call everything out. We need people who have an axe to grind in office. You can support my campaign by donating here voteadamjohnson.com
Or re-tweet to spread it.
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A shooter at a Hilton two miles from the White House does not justify a $400 million ballroom on White House grounds.
Trump promised private funding. 48 hours after the shooting, $332M of it is taxpayer money.
And Senator Graham just announced on live TV that “underneath the ballroom there will be a lot of military stuff” and a Secret Service annex. If you have to tell the country it’s there, it isn’t secret. Every foreign intelligence service in the world just got a free reconnaissance brief.
Either the bunker is real and Graham compromised it. Or the bunker is a sales pitch for a $400M dance floor.
Pick one.
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@starseedastro No such luck - my Jupiter is in Leo (along with Mercury). My Mars is in Libra, though. ⚖️
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In astrology Libra governs high value connections.
People born with Jupiter in Libra tend to have amazing connections.
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Joshwelt@weltszzn
Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.
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I’ve never been a fan of Panera.
In fact I’ve refused to eat there for like 10 years now.
But I am a fan of @ZoupEatery
If you’ve never been, should one be near you, try it.
It’s not gourmet. It’s not trying to be.
It’s just tasty.
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With the whole magnitude of what happened, it’ll be important to hear how merch sales did.
ELIZABETH LANE@imelizabethlane
Erika Kirk leaving the scene
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Meet Cole Tomas Allen from Torrance, California, the alleged shooter. I’m kind of tired of this theater, another lone shooter, somehow smart enough to get through the best security in the world, fire multiple times (as they told us) and hit no one, but still traumatize everyone, especially Erika Kirk. I have no tolerance for this staged bullshit anymore :) Off to the gym. Have a good night, everyone.
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Life-hack: If you just eat real, whole, single-ingredient foods, you avoid having to worry about things like this. Start your kids early.
@paulsaladinomd @Mark_Sisson @SBakerMD @kevinstock12 @CaryKelly11 @ValerieAnne1970 #MeatHeals
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes
The popular Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain Strawberry Soft Baked Breakfast Bars sold in America contain the same chemical used in wallpaper glue - Nutri-Grain bars use Methylcellulose (wallpaper glue) as thickener/stabilizer - One bar has 40 different ingredients - The strawberry filling isn’t strawberries, it’s refined glucose and then artificially colored - Hexane-stripped oil is used. The soybean oil is processed with hexane (a solvent) in industrial extraction - Chemical gums are used for a long shelf life The FDA is completely worthless Our food is a science experiment
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The crazy thing is your body is literally full of energy. Thousands of calories sitting in storage. But if insulin is always elevated your body never gets the signal to access it. So you feel hungry, you eat more, insulin goes higher, the lock gets rustier. The cycle runs for years and nobody explains the mechanism.
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You’re not gaining weight because you “eat too much.”
You’re gaining weight because you can’t access the energy you already stored.
Imagine a deep freezer packed with food… but the lock is rusted shut.
You’d keep buying food. Every day.
That’s your body.
Body fat = deep freezer
Insulin resistance = rusted lock
Low carb. Fasting. Strength training. Good sleep.
That’s how you break the lock and open the deep freezer.
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