Archie

Your pet has memorized the sound of your keys, your footsteps when you return home, and even when your heart skips a beat. You are their entire world.

Is this the craziest statistic of any sport right now? Would love to hear other crazy stats!

Society swears that men move on from breakups faster and easier than women. It’s a massive misconception. When a relationship ends, a woman loses a partner, but she usually falls back into a massive safety net of friends, family, and deep emotional support. When a man loses a long-term relationship, he often loses his only emotional support system. We see him quietly hitting the gym or working eighty-hour weeks and assume he's fine, but the brutal reality is he is grieving in absolute, terrifying isolation because nobody checks on single men.

Oh Schindler what are you doing

Is this even unpopular? I’d even argue it hurts more than losing a person 😅

Never in your Nelly was that a pen

Saving up coins to buy each player and being excited to try them. What a time man

He’s always been in a league of his own. But Joe from Dartford reckons Ollie Watkins is better for England.

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you. In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you. They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you. That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

It’s impressive just how bad Boulter is

Lewis Potter pulling Mosquera’s ear hahahahah peak MNF

@Jon1Labi @ROTS1882 Cheer up mate, it would be the most Spursy thing possible for us to somehow turn this tie around let us dream 😴

@ROTS1882 Why? Notning to be optimistic about this season, we’re on the verge of being relegated. We’re a terrible team with players who are clueless, this team can’t even do the basics right and you think we’re turning around a 4-0 deficit? 2 home wins all season is a disgrace

So yesterday I was convinced we’d go down. Now I think we’ll turn the tie around on Wednesday and go on a bull run, Love you Tottenham, you crazy bastard.

What a feeling to not wake up completely despondent about Tottenham.

Sabalenka shot match point down in the tie break that was outrageous 😮‍💨

Sums our club up this

We need to talk about the most silent, crushing realization that almost every good man goes through in his late twenties or thirties. This is the exact nerve that men are currently feeling but don't have the words to explain without sounding bitter. He was the ultimate "solid guy." He was the boyfriend who always drove, always planned, always remembered the details, and always carried the heavy boxes. He was the guy his friends called when they were stranded, and the guy his girlfriend leaned on for every single emotional and logistical problem. He was an absolute machine of consistency. Then, one winter, he got hit with a severe, bedridden case of the flu. He literally could not stand up for five days. This was his first time dropping the ball in three years. This is when the relationship should perfectly balance out. His partner should have stepped up, brought him soup, handled the chores, and let him rest. Instead, he watched her get annoyed. She wasn't worried about his fever; she was visibly irritated that their weekend plans were ruined. She was frustrated that the bills were piling up. When she walked into the bedroom, she didn't gently ask how he was feeling, she sighed and asked, "So, are you going to be able to drive me to the airport on Tuesday or do I have to figure it out myself?" He told me that lying in that bed was the loneliest he had ever felt in his entire life. He said, "I realized right then that she didn't actually love me. She loved what I did for her. I wasn't a human being to her; I was a household appliance. And she was just pissed off that the appliance was broken." This is the dark, heavy truth that millions of men are walking around with right now. Men are absolutely exhausted, but they are terrified to stop moving, stop providing, or stop being the "rock." Not because they are toxic workaholics, but because they secretly suspect that the exact moment they stop being useful, the people who claim to love them will simply get annoyed and abandon them.

Oh Vicario how are you not keeping that out

One of the best things about dogs is you can pretend something great just happened and they’ll immediately start celebrating with you. They have no clue what’s going on, they’re just always ready to join the party.

🤡 🤡 🤡

No one understands what it’s like being a Spurs fan if you haven’t lived it