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โฆ๏ธ Slight rebrand! โฆ๏ธ
From now on, this account will mostly be retro Harley, with other versions available on request!
Classic goofiness, classic little jester style! ๐
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@ArkhamBimbo
Let's make this quick! Will my tits convince ya to give me your money, or do I have ta break your legs? โฆ๏ธLewd/DCRP, minors DNI! โฆ๏ธ
Gotham City Beigetreten Haziran 2018
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@Feline_Siren Hey, it works! And it's a bit of a rush!
So if Kitty-Cat needs a clown to escape with, know that Harley's happy to help!
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@ArkhamBimbo Selenaโs seen Harley break out like this on more than one occasionโฆ.
And may have done it a handful of times herselfโฆ
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A pro tip from the Clown Princess of Crime!
Shower time is your best chance to break outta Arkham Asylum!
As long as ya don't mind some wet streaking through the city after...
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"You think YOU have trouble making friends? Try having laser cannons in your arms!"
๐ค Lewd/Non RP, descriptive and literate!
โ๏ธ Very friendly, very kinky writer!
๐ง Bisexual, but selective. Plotting preferred!
๐More info below pinned!
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"Oh, you're spoilin' me! ...Babs."
She practically purrs her name. Slowly grinding her hips against her thigh with that manic, seductive look!
Arms over her shoulders. Blue eyes locked with hers.
"Nice ta finally meet'cha..."
Barbara Gordon a.k.a Batgirl@Thefirstbatbabe
It was difficult to be mean to Harley when she was being so affectionate. Batgirl cooed from the kisses and sheโd have leaned into them if she could. โYouโve got a deal. And to make it even sweeter, I wonโt turn you over to GCPD afterwards. My nameโs Barbara or Babs for short.โ
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"Only if you promise to lock me up just like this!"
Harley's clearly pleased! She's leaning into her. Pressing their chests, while trailing little kisses along her neck...
"So... Do I get ta know your name now, Red? Somethin' ta moan later on?"
Barbara Gordon a.k.a Batgirl@Thefirstbatbabe
The young face of the redhead isn't likely to have appeared on many screens, tabloids, or newspapers. Maybe she lucked out and this can be totally anonymous. "Gonna be hard for you to try to do that again in the future huh? Does that mean you'll just give up right away?"
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"Ooooh! So intimate!"
Harley's lifting the cowl! Whether she recognizes Barbara is hard to say. She's definitely giggling, though.
"Oh, ain't you a doll! And ta think, I used to try and bash that pretty face with my mallet!"
Barbara Gordon a.k.a Batgirl@Thefirstbatbabe
So much skin contact made Batgirl blush as she became Harleyโs immobilized chair. See that she was now less threatening Babs eased up. โMight as well take it off at this point. Your outfitโs completely gone.โ Even though she was a bit calmer, it didnโt stop her fidgeting.
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Harley's usually annoying enough to get her own cell in Arkham.
Which means that she can finger herself all day long with total privacy!
Aside from the, uh... Guards. And cameras. And occasional heroes swinging by-
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"Aww, comedy's subjective! And you bats ain't exactly known for your sense of humor..."
Harley's having fun. More fights should end up like this! She plops herself into Batgirl's lap.
"So! Keepin' the mask on or off?"
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Get a little tear in your suit?
Sometimes, ya just need to laugh it off and give your girls a shake! That's how a sexy clown improvises!
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Batman's suit is weather resistant! Perfect for keeping him warm on those chilly Gotham days!
...Harley has a scarf and mittens over her skintight jester suit. Nips like diamonds. She might steal a hot chocolate.
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@DCDEPRAVITY Eh, Harley doesn't mind giving the locals a nice view!
At least until her hyenas notice them--
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Ivy always has to force to get dressed! Itโs fun for a bit.
But when the neighbors start peeping through the windowsโฆ
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Fun fact: Harley sleeps naked! And has breakfast naked. And spends the morning naked-- She doesn't wanna do anything today, alright?
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Fun fact: Harley sleeps naked!
And has breakfast naked. And spends the morning naked--
She doesn't wanna do anything today, alright?
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A CLASSIC Harley Quinn maneuver.
Lure em' in with clown butt, then FLATTEN em' with the mallet! It's absolutely foolproof!
Why, yes, she does watch a lotta cartoons-
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@Thefirstbatbabe Be honest: She uses those on herself, right? For those long, boring nights on the Gotham rooftops. Harley does the same!
In any case. She'll try and behave... But Babs better come visit soon! She isn't known for sitting still for long!
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@ArkhamBimbo She better stay out trouble then. But sheโll be well rewarded for her good behavior. Batgirl has lots of toys in her utility belt that sheโs sure Harley will love!
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Just to be clear:
Harleen Quinzel AIN'T a bimbo! She's actually quite the brilliant, respectable young lady!
Harley Quinn, on the other hand--
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@Thefirstbatbabe True!
...But what if she attracts one of the other bats or birds? Her boss is such a buzzkill! But if that's what it takes to bait out her favorite caped cutie...
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@ArkhamBimbo Itโs also a bad way if Harley knows how to summon Batgirl in an instant just by committing a tiny (or big) crime just because sheโs lonely and missing her vigilante.
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@Thefirstbatbabe Sheesh! Disciplining Harley for crimes she ain't even commit yet! Sounds like a good way to keep her out of trouble.
She'd keep the safehouse door unlocked for her, but... She and her buddies tend to sneak in no matter what, so...
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@ArkhamBimbo Oh there will be plenty. Barbara may even track down Harley for no reason at all except to pop that suit off of her for some play time. She may not even be up to no good for a visit from the Bat!
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@Thefirstbatbabe And when she DOES end up in the looney bin, Babs has special visitation privileges!
Her rehabilitation methods are quite effective! Probably. Though, just to be safe, they might need to increase their sessions.
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@ArkhamBimbo And that's the only reason Harley spends so little time in Arkham. Batgirl would rather "rehabilitate" Harley her own way. After a little bit of roughhousing, Batgirl usually ends up on top and knows exactly where to find the zipper.
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@Thefirstbatbabe Exactly! It's kind of a "slow burn" joke. They'll laugh about the irony later!
All while Harley is "caught" by her favorite bat babe. The costume might be cute, but she's cuter without it-
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@ArkhamBimbo Riiiight. I'm sure the people crying over the smoldering remains of their cars are laughing on the inside.
But yes, that cute little costume makes it all the more enjoyable when Batgirl catches the clown.
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@Thefirstbatbabe Eh, comedy's subjective. Some people like knock knock jokes, some people like cupcake bombs-!
As long as Batgirl likes watching Gotham's bimbo bouncing in that little jester suit!
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@ArkhamBimbo The top Bat may disagree, but one in particular actually finds Harleyโs presence entertaining.
Except when things are exploding. Thatโs a no no.
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@Thefirstbatbabe Yeah, well...
Gotham's gloomy enough! All these dumb bats flying around. It could use a goofy, blonde airhead running around!
If anything, she's doing the city a service!
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@ArkhamBimbo Barbaraโs run into Quinn often enough to know sheโs a total bimbo.
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