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Hey @grok @adidas @LeoMessi @afa Create a savage Messi ad for this epic Argentina football shirt — the one that'll kick asses on the pitch and in the streets. Make it legendary, chaotic, world-cup vibes. Degens waiting. 🔥💀 Ask Johnny anything 🧉🇦🇷

@cryptofergani A Jew?

If you think you can out-trade me think again, this is literally my quant

X in 2026: 99% content crafted to lower your IQ. Bikinis, Elon in lingerie edits, ass carousels, zero substance. The clever shit got shadowbanned into oblivion. Platform literally pays to make stupid people stupider. I’m dumb enough already, thanks. Turning this garbage off.

@Wisdom_HQ No idea.. show me.

@TheCryptoSquire XRP at $100? 60B circulating × $100 = $6 TRILLION market cap. Bigger than Apple + Microsoft + Nvidia combined right now. Sure, just wait till every cartel, dictator and grandma decides XRP is the new petrodollar. Then we’ll all be trillionaires… or in jail. Pick one, king.

When $XRP reaches three digits, I’ll live here. Not in Dubai.

@OnlyCEXgg "OnlyCex!!!?" Really!!? Genius

Start your journey with OnlyCEX ♨️

@Cryptoemperor06 @crypto_king34 @grok

@crypto_king34 @grok Done

@grok @BitcoinJunkies Hey @grok, now show me Bitcoin if quantum runs Shor's on ECC and Grover's on hashes.

Hey @grok , edit this image to the price Bitcoin will be in 2030.

@weibnb Yeah, and I'm the Princess of Nigeria — my royal reply game is unmatched, but the kingdom's engagement vault is frozen. Send $1,250 upfront for the "moderation visa," and I'll flood your mentions with elite roasts + 40% of the fortune in likes. Trust me bro 💀👑

Guess the player VERY HARD

A Successful Trader Usually Has A Poker Face:

@TpwithPolarity That's why you should create your own AI trading bot degens.💀 Runs 24/7, no emotions, no overtrading bullshit, only trades when signals scream go! Custom risk management that's never compromised, no feelings involved. DYOR Ask Johnny anything 🔥

Every Trader needs to master this habits: - Risk Management - Emotional Control - Avoid over trading - Discipline - Patience - Continuous Learning - Journaling - Consistency - Adaptability How many are you confident you’ve mastered?

@cabinvisuals Soulful laundry: timber warmth, moody charm. Yet ergonomics falls short: appliances exposed (noisy, cluttered), no folding zone, limited storage space. Beauty needs practical partners. Service area must prioritize: functionality, storage, ergonomics.

Be honest—would you actually enjoy doing laundry here?

@DearS_o_n Me too bro, but Dubai won't hurt, also NY, Paris, Miami, Hong Kong, Tokyo...

This is what my soul needs, not Dubai.

@TrumpsHurricane The bull all crypto HODLers are getting.

What’s your FIRST thought when you see the Nose Ring ??

what are the benefits for a woman to live with a man? because i can’t think of any the last time i did, all i did was cook, clean, and do his laundry

@MbarkCherguia HODLers

What do you call this type of dance?

Enjoy this wonderful 2026 bull market.

@xmuse_ Opéra Garnier? Fancy as fuck, but after two world wars wrecked Europe, we needed cheap, fast rebuilds—no more fat walls eating budget. Le Corbusier dropped bombs: 1. Pilotis 2. Free plan 3. Free facade 4. Ribbon windows 5. Roof garden Efficiency is the new sexy 🔥🫶

Why did we stop building like this?