Blue the rat
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Blue the rat
@AssholeInASofa
All of Mom's food is mine. I'm pursuing the world record for most poops in a day
cardboard castle Beigetreten Şubat 2018
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@AssholeInASofa like 2 grains of rice. and now they want more. they're after my mouth. send help
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@MrSchmeckles I definitely fink he'll set, then exceed, his own record! ♡
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Our dear friend Blue is in heaben with me now. He is going to be missed. But he is helping me with my mysteries and is already aiming to set the heaben record of poops in one day.
Blue the rat@AssholeInASofa
it is with a heavy heart that I announce the unexpected death of Blue. I was going to wait until Friday but his breathing got so bad that he could not move all day or eat dinner. I think even he knew it was time to go. I don’t know what I will do with the account.
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if anyone is interested, I am the former rat mama. It’s an entire account of crass jokes and shitposts
@anoticingsenpa1
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@AssholeInASofa Thank you for sharing his adventures with us. He was so loved, and we hope he achieved his goal of most poops in a single day 🌈
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@Capsaicin666 Please DM instructions for how to leave the account as a tribute
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@AssholeInASofa Animals know when it's time. I'm so sorry. Blue has been an important part of Bre's life, as he has ours. Please leave the account up as a tribute to an amazing pet. So many fond memories. I keep my avatar as a memorial to my dog who was my constant companion for 18 years. <hugs>
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@AssholeInASofa Take care of yourself these last few days Blue. And know that when it's time all of our hearts will be with you.
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@BeesAndBaking a glorious life full of mayhem. I was like a little dog. I ran all around the house and would puff up as I came out to inspect the guests. I ran the show
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