Jake Sumeraj

The year is 2046. College football has a 64 team playoff. Notre Dame gets an automatic bid if they win 1 regular season game. Every game is played in Atlanta or Dallas. National championship game is the first week of March. Transfer portal is open weekly. Presented by Fan Duel

Rob Manfred’s legacy, right here. Four games, four platforms, four different booths calling games, a goddamn treasure map to figure out where to go and how to watch. Great work everyone.

10 years ago today, the impossible happened. @BColon40 | #LGM

@ericpgirard @SteveinLC Ok well then you’ll be the only one enjoying watching Nick Allen hit .210 this year and provide zero offensive value. Dude played a full season with the Braves last year and had a SLG of .251

@SteveinLC @AstrosJake No. ALLEN WAS A DECENT REPLACEMENT FOR Dubon. Great glove and can play several positions. $6M due to Dubon, $900,000 for Allen.

What was the point of the Dubon for Nick Allen trade?

@SteveinLC I mean that need was apparent in February but the move never happened.

@AstrosJake There's no deadline to spend the money, right? The Astros already have a packed infield, and I prefer an actual outfielder playing the outfield.

She clearly has never seen survivor

@SteveinLC At the time it was framed that it was a salary dump to help afford whatever the next move was, but that next move never happened. So in retrospect what was the point lol

@AstrosJake It was a salary dump, and Paredes was probably looked at the utility replacement for Dubón.

Illinois has undergone a lot of changes this offseason, and it has me a little nervous.

@anotherdraught @GuyTalksFinance You’ll only get in if the SP500 goes down 80%? Maybe you lost 250k because you kept panic selling

@GuyTalksFinance Nope. After losing 250k in the market over 20 years (starting in 1999). I am protecting my cash. If the SP500 dips down to 1200 i will go long.

People holding cash have no idea what to do right now. They all thought the market would crash and they would get an amazing buying opportunity. Instead the S&P500 is up +30% over the last year and they missed a buying opportunity. If this keeps up they will be forced to start FOMO buying soon

Jason Benetti: “I was always fearful about two things. Not getting a job because of how I look…and getting a job because of how I look.” Maybe it’s just me, but @jasonbenetti’s condition never occurs to me. Ever. I’m too busy enjoying the best broadcaster I’ve ever heard.

4/30 @ BAL (G1) H: 1 (2416) R: 1 (1256) Jose Altuve passes Mickey Mantle (HOF) and is now in 124th on the all time career hit list

It wasn’t the perfect marriage, but it was a successful one, and Jim Crane broke it up for no good reason.

Honestly just bring back Dusty for the vibes if we are going to lose 90 games.

This is unacceptable logic from a game studio, point plain and simple. This is Sony San Diego Studios laughing at the consumer, period.

🚨 MUST WATCH: Johnny Carson (a Democrat) opens the 1981 Oscars, a day after the assassination attempt on President Reagan, with genuine class and respect. The entire liberal Hollywood crowd erupts in applause. Today? Jimmy Kimmel jokes about Melania Trump becoming a widow.

Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!! Left Behind: 2026 Jack Links 500 edition. And I’m not happy with what I found.

NASCAR is better when the drivers are allowed to have fun

Iconic. Carson Hocevar celebrates at Talladega hanging out the window.

Astros should be in the great column