C.W. Cole

Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy them for you? Of course she did. Who else would have? All right, Simpson. You win this round. #Simpsons

@minorcharacter5 Too bad that policy doesn't apply to paint defects

My manager and I agree that glitter covers all sins 😌

Jonathan Quick picked up his 400th NHL win last night, becoming the first American-born goaltender to reach that mark. It's just another step in a career that could very well end at the Hockey Hall of Fame. @ErikaWachter | @NYRangers | #NYR | #NHLOnTheFly

Late Night With Conan was so damn good

@Avalanche Well... a city known for their race track

@AtomiCole A race track

Drop an emoji and we'll take a guess 😏 #GoAvsGo

I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead. #Futurama

Nathan Mackinnon passes Maurice Richard and is now 107th on the all time @NHL points leaderboard #GoAvsGo

🇺🇸🥅Morgan Stickney made seven saves to stretch her shutout streak to full 180 minutes, a new #U18WomensWorlds record. @usahockey Game recap: iihf.com/en/events/2025…

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

Look, it's ZZ Top! You guys rock!

In his book, O.J. Simpson says that he would have taken a bullet or stood in front of a train for Nicole. Man, I'm gonna tell ya, that is some bad luck. When the one guy who would have died for you, kills you. That's probably ... you don't get worse luck than that.

@Avalanche @UnfortunateHKY

Between the pipes in Buffalo. #GoAvsGo

@minorcharacter5 You are one of the most intelligent persons I have ever met! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Work makes me feel smart 🥺

This is literally the only actual political post I'll make Please stop rooting for politicians like sports teams We should all want leaders who do right by everyone. This your team vs my team culture has become so weird. Don't blindly support/idolize just to "win"

It’s a two party system! You have to vote for one of us!

@minorcharacter5 Have fun, be safe!

I'm gonna be so hot and unsettling this weekend, that if I don't even get so much a furiously made out with, i will be shamefully disappointed