Attitude Consultant

@Scott_John “Crime is in your blood” (As they say)

@mrtonymartin Sounds like a job for the Attitude Consultant!

Can someone explain to Melbourne's fuckwits that you're still allowed to go to the shops:

@TheShowPBAFM Works with Siri

Say ‘hey google, play PBAFM’ and let us know if it works.

open.spotify.com/episode/1lxUM6… @MileyCyrus @rohanharry #attitudeconsultant

@mrtonymartin Happy Birthday Mr Martin 🎉🎂

#COVIDSafe #Covid #COVID19Aus #dunbfucks #dumbfuckjuice

@CliveFPalmer In times like this, aren’t you glad we told you the Titanic 2 was a shit idea?

@DazedAndFoxed It appears her act is helping with the crippling reality of her OCD - I guess people in her position relate to it. Not my cup of tea, and I’ve never met her, so she might be a nice person

@DazedAndFoxed Me too... I just go with it now I don’t have anywhere I need to be

Back in the 80’s they were called Coles New World, and now I understand why #coles #endoftheworld

If you're struggling at the moment, hang in there (It's less than 6 months until R U OK Day) #COVID19au #Mentalhealth

Is it Easter holidays yet? This doing fuckall thing is wearing me out #Covid_19

@Scott_John Me and the missus will be there front and centre mate. If I don’t get my dick sucked later I want my money back!

There’s a great new show on #netflix called The Stranger - It’s about a young guy who lays on his arm until it goes numb #thestrangernetflix

I once gave Scomo the Freemasons handshake not long before he shat his pants out the front of Maccas #truestory

Thank you @MileyCyrus for spending 102 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

@realjuliasong Darling, even if I drop a truckload of viagra and cop a finger in the bum, it would still take me at least 40 minutes to “arrive” #goodthingscometothosewhowait #Immaculateconception #spinalinjury

@DazedAndFoxed Nothing... I’d just like to be getting paid more

podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/att… The time my @Centrelink payments got cut for attending a GP appointment instead of a job network in the midst of a pending disability claim.

omny.fm/shows/attitude… The time my @Centrelink payments were cut for attending a drs appointment instead of a job network in the midst of a pending disability claim