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@Laf4MVP_ I watched him get dog walked by Arseni Gritsyuk on an easy play against the boards 2 weeks ago

The Hockey Guy does not understand the narrative that Adam Fox is overrated. Fox ranks in the 99th percentile amongst defenseman in offense and 95th in defense. If you look on the board, those are better numbers than Makar, Hughes, Werenski, etc… #NYR

@hischiersnicos the other Hughes. I think they’re going to win the cup this year

Okay Devs fans who are we bandwagoning for the playoffs

@wyshynski I’d swap Nico for Brady 10/10 days of the week. Love his game but if you’re wearing the C you need to not look like your dog died every time the camera pans to you. Give Jack the C, bring Brady in who can actually play and fight for our skill players

Nico Hischier on if Tom Fitzgerald being out as GM changes anything about his future. He’s eligible to sign extension on July 1. UFA in 2027. “I’m focusing on playing hockey here. I still have one more year. So I’m with the Devils right now and then we’ll see what happens.”😬

@LockedOnDevils This isn’t even top 10. Toffoli has 8 goals in 2026

Trading Toffoli in a crazy buyers market was the BIGGEST. But the Kova extension was where things jumped the shark. #NJDevils

@OnPattison @aokstott Ok.., but why is there a home plate ump still and why aren’t they using ABS on every pitch? I don’t get all the celebration around it. You still have umps blowing games. Either go all the way or don’t introduce it. Would be like not putting line automation in Tennis Grand Slams

Kyle Schwarber was so confident in his 3-0 challenge that he just started taking off his gear😭 (via @aokstott)

@PAPSC2024 @pitchforkedpuck Alright let’s pump the breaks there. Toffoli has 8 goals in 2026. 18 overall. Not solving our scoring and playmaking issues

@pitchforkedpuck Trading Tyler Toffoli. He’s still considered a top 6 scorer and if he was still here, we wouldn’t have to worry about that problem.

What was Tom Fitzgerald's biggest mistake? #NJDevils

@NJDevils But unfortunately, it’s happened about a year or 2 too late. The damage to our roster and contract construction has been done. Will have to make some really tough decisions this summer. If we don’t have a top 6 skilled forward signed it over for this group

@NJDevils Wow Christmas came early! Sorry a guy lost his job and all but it was just abysmal. Drafting Holtz, Overpaying Markstrom when he didn’t have to, signing and NMC Kovacevic, signing Palat, NMC Dougie, handing out NMC like Halloween candy. Set us back about 2 years in our cup window

#BREAKING: New Jersey Devils Managing Partner David Blitzer announced today that Tom Fitzgerald will depart the organization.

@TalkinDevils82 Unfortunately. Nemec will be out. We boxed ourselves in to basically seeing out Dougie’s contract. No value there. And cotter would be a good 4th line player to keep. He’s 1/3 players on our team with highly skilled hands

Guys I wouldn’t expect to be back next year - Paul Cotter - Max Tsplakov - Simon Nemec - Dougie Hamilton #njdevils

@ryanhockey88 @DevilsInsiders @DinGrogu950003 Yep. Needs to happen. But sadly won’t because we’re cucked

@DevilsInsiders @DinGrogu950003 Give this guy the fucking C. Enough already. Nico looks like he watched his pet die every game

omg Jack, i could cry. 😭😭😭 #NJDevils

Geno Auriema is a pussy. Bitching about balls and rims and refs. Can’t even shake the hand of a championship coach. Bitch made

@RealJayWilliams Sorry Jay but you can’t lose that game last night. Or the one last year vs Houston. It comes down to crunch time coaching and execution and he’s blown it back to back.

The fastest way to expose yourself as a casual? Call Scheyer a choker. Coach K - 16 yrs Bill Self - 15 yrs Roy Williams - 17 yrs John Wooden - 16 yrs Jay Wright - 22 yrs Izzo - 5 yrs John Calipari - 20 yrs John Thompson - 12 yrs

@TheFreshTrumpet @tbhorka Tell me you didn’t watch the video without telling me.. literally says it at the end. He blamed it on rims and new balls lmao. It’s a joke

@Auaybinjs @tbhorka where did he mention dribbling/layups? he’s linking the subpar 3 point performances across the board to limited practice times bc of the super regional format. they only got 30 minutes for shoot arounds at 6am, it makes sense that everyone’s 3 game sucked so hard lol

UConn’s Geno Auriemma has serious issues with the setup of the NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament. He says the logistics of it were responsible for the 21% 3-point shooting yesterday’s Sweet 16 teams combined for. “How many arenas are we going to sell out with that bullshit?”

@DiscussingFilm Looks well produced but I don’t understand the point of this at all.

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Copium

Day in the life of a mid 30s guy in the suburbs (Saturday edition/no kids): 7:30am — wakes up before his alarm anyway 8:00 — walks the golden retriever 8:30 — chug a black coffee 9:30 — Costco run that somehow turns into $347 12:30 — eats samples like it’s lunch 2:00 — “quick” nap that ruins the rest of the day 4:30 — stands in the backyard staring at nothing 6:00 — gets yelled at by his wife for something he definitely did wrong 7:30 — 1.5 beers = exhausted 9:15 — falls asleep mid-movie he picked 2:30am — wide awake for no reason, contemplating everything Same script every weekend

@BacheloretteABC You chose an abuser for the lead. Double standards are crazy. Shut this shit down

@TMZ If you watch the Bachelorette after this, you’re funding and supporting this woman and are apart of the problem

Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen video shows a brutal 2023 fight when her child was struck. ⚠️ Trigger Warning: tmz.me/AEFhuP5

@MurrayHillGuy1 That suburb hate is a skill issue. same people live in a 1 mile strip of boxes in Hoboken and call it spiritual freedom. I’m in suburbs and travel and adventure more than any city resident I know and can dawn patrol surf within 10 minutes

A 32 year old in the suburbs thinks life is over a 32 year old in NYC is still out every weekend still pulling girls born in 2002 still walking 20k steps without trying still acting like he’s 24 with a corporate job same age…completely different lives age is just a number

@PabloTorre Well Pablo these guys would be the first to raise their hands to bio-merge with computers so it’s not that crazy if you think about it

I look forward to future generations watching this clip in order to get some sense of how proudly stupid the self-proclaimed Great Men of our time actually were