Bill Aupperle

@iukid3 why you no tweet no more!!!

#FreesePlease #FreesePlease #FreesePlease #FreesePlease #FreesePlease #FreesePlease #FreesePlease #FreesePlease #FreesePlease #FreesePlease

Those Siamese cats from Lady & the Tramp are such dicks.

Got something to celebrate? Toast with unlimited champagne from @Chandon, @Moet & @Veuve_Cliquot when you buy a wristband at any casino bar.

Wouldn't be shocked if we had rangers-cardinal repeat world series. Wish I'd thought of that for pre-year predictions

U know what would make a good story? Somethin about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

@SamAupperle would old balls be at the midnight showing of Avengers? #foreveryoung

@SamAupperle watch your mouth little girl #churchonsundayforyou

@iukid3 just ate a stick of celery instead of taco bells dorito taco #my600lblife

@SamAupperle i am twittering now too ##havingfunwithfriendsandfamily