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@Austinnite

yeah, but what if it isn’t what it is?

Texas, USA Beigetreten Temmuz 2010
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Dear Quentin Tarantino, Please give us another film. Might want to do something soon, the regulars are aging. We don’t want the next filming location to be in a Somali run retirement home. There’s no doubt that you could make it happen though ha Patiently waiting..
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Which person is the worst person in the world, rose from Titanic or Jenny from Forrest Gump?
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DogeDesigner@cb_doge·
ELON MUSK: "I tried to get a job at Netscape. I sent my resume, but I don't think they ever saw my resume & nobody responded. I tried hanging out in the lobby of Netscape to see if I could bump into someone, but I was too shy at talking to anyone. So, I started my own company."
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Have you guys ever met someone while spun out on drugs & somehow manage to get into a 10 year relationship with them all while out of your minds, then just out of boredom decide to get sober & realize that you don’t have anything in common with them? Yeah me neither..
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If you’re a dude singing Work It by Missy Elliott, you’re GAF. Try it, sing along
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@LeahRay Butthole? J/k i know it’s a crotch tat
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Leah Ray@LeahRay·
Try and find my tattoo Difficulty: medium
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@SecDuffy the 3 main companies to look into is Swift, JB Hunt and ITS. Their drivers show up to our warehouses and are unable to communicate or even simply back up to a dock without damaging property. Then they have the audacity to have a attitude about it
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Thanks to cell phones, people now are incapable of sitting still with their thoughts for just one minute. Try it. Cell phones weren’t around when i was a kid. We didn’t have to wind up the phone before we used it, but we did have to pull the antenna up
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Ever tried to help someone with something that they were struggling with & they get offended?
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Hope they have solar powered generators in Iran.
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@DudespostingWs i know this is supposed to be awesome, but it really just kinda pisses me off. i remember one time my dad almost played with me..
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Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
Dad built a roller-coaster in his backyard for his 2-year-old
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@Rainmaker1973 Or, we’ll just stay here and they can stay over there
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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
This $20 trillion concept was on every newspaper and proposes a 3,400-mile underwater tunnel connecting London and New York, potentially reducing a 7-hour flight to a 1-hour train ride. x.com/MarioNawfal/st…
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@joeroganhq i bet she was a horrible bartender too
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Joe Rogan Podcast News@joeroganhq·
AOC: Republicans are "radicalizing and exploiting young boys" and pushing them towards a "masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them."
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@LeahRay Call the police
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Leah Ray@LeahRay·
Wyd if you open the door and see this
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