Ms Rosa Giden⚓️✨

I am rewatching 16 and pregnant and noticing its just mildly learning disabled girls and their wigger boyfriends

@therealmissjo I’m pretty sure you need proof of ID for housing benefit. People can also get denied it for the wording in their contract being “wrong” even if they do have ID.

Did you know? The UK has the largest Somali population in Europe. 183,000 Somalians live in the UK - mostly in London, Birmingham and Manchester. Or so we think… The Muslim Council actually estimated it at 250,000 more than 10 years ago. The problem is that many don’t appear on official records, or hold a passport. They are most unskilled or partially skilled. Somalians have the highest housing benefit claims rate at 45%.

@bamagirl_4_eva 5.

One point for everything you WON'T eat.

@PolitlcsUK All I have to say is I bet Greggs and chicken shops will be making a killing every afternoonie.

🚨 NEW: Fried food including chicken nuggets and fish and chips will be banned from being served in schools to reduce obesity Pizza and sausage rolls will be severely limited, and desserts will also need to be at least 50% fruit

@BannedNotice @NataniaMarshall Women often have them as friends and there’s no ambiguity about the friendship turning into something sexual as the man in question isn’t interested in them.

@NataniaMarshall If gay men don't like women, why do women like gay men

If gay men are not interested in women, why do they date girly men? If gay women are not interested in men, why do they date masculine women? Can someone please make this make sense.

@KristiNoem Wheres the milk?

Happy 21st anniversary to my wonderful husband! #kristinoem

@brainrotpostig And moderates do both because everything in…moderation

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

@lukeweston It has grapefruit flavouring. It was pretty forgettable anyway, no one is really missing out. Spiced Pear and Juneberry were better

Monster is switched on enough to know they can’t muck around with grapefruit Monsty.

@benonwine Scene. It was popular in the early 2000s

What do you call this Look?

the “dog eating” jokes being backfired, its so beautiful to see it🥹

Explaining consensual sex to a French person: “Imagine a strike”

@hvtwwz The stretch between Bedford and Bradford

i already visited notty, manny, cambridge, london, birmingham, brighton-- any other great city in the uk that i should visit ?? (and why)

@doublegee___ *Weeding day

visual representation of me on my Wedding Day... 🤷🏽‍♀️😁😌

@11975MHz Selection bias. The ones who look after the place don’t need to have the maintenance man over as much

Trust me, as someone who did maintenance for Section 8 housing I AM better than them First off, my home does not reek of piss

@BohemianAtmosp1 Chipping away. I see what you did there

They now are coming for fish n chips. Slowly chipping away at any joy or tradition we have left.

@anactualwalnut Most days that I go to work early I make overnight oats. But I’m not too perfect to forget. And I love dessert.

Unfortunately for the people telling me that I am shaming poors because their only options are pastries, 42 oz canister of oats is $4 and a 3lb bag of gala apples are $2.38 at wal mart. A 4 pack of cheese danishes are $6. 42 oz canister of oats yields 30 servings. 30 days worth of decent breakfast for $4 vs. 4 days worth of pastries for $6. We can continue making this a class issue, “you’re shaming poors who can only eat pastries and nothing else” but you’re objectively lying and it’s more respectable to just say yeah man I love dessert. Because same. But miss me with your obtuse sob stories for social points because the wal mart app gonna kick your ass

Poetic answer: “It’s better to know you’re a normal zebra than to think you’re a weird horse.” Direct answer: “Without those labels, most people chalk up your symptoms to character flaws they can use as excuses to hate you, abuse you, and discriminate against you.”