Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

My 1SG is looking to sell morale shirts for our unit. The goal is not to turn a profit, but to raise money for junior Enlisted to attend our ball in the coming years. Looking for an online shop that’s military friendly and won’t make achieving the end goal impossible.

@matt_jmatt1981 😂😂😂

The Doja cat pic was gross, I get it…. Mine looked better than hers though, right??? RIGHT?!?!

@desertwendigo In the back!

@AverageSizeAndy Thank you! Happy to be here

Gizmo is starting a Cult and the only rule is you have to pet him. He told me to spread the word.

@manhattanmaker Hell yea! 🤜🤛

@AverageSizeAndy I’ll send in my dues.

@Jaxm53 Lol thank you!

@AverageSizeAndy That’s fair. I’ll allow it.

@Ranchwater12 5 is reasonable. Plus you’re cutting yourself off and going to bed. I hope you get some sleep brother! 🤙

@AverageSizeAndy I only had five beers tonight and now I'm going to bed. I truly respect anybody that can put this poison down though

I’m officially down 40 POUNDS since February. 20 more to go, in plenty of time for my birthday goal in October. 🥳 And 232 days sober 🤗💜✝️👑 God is GREAT

@Jaxm53 I’ll commit to a stupid pic, but I ain’t waxing my whole body for it. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy The belly hair kinda…

@desertwendigo Welcome!

@AverageSizeAndy That is good of him. I'm in!

@Joshua_Graham50 We haven’t gotten that far. Ironing out the LLC / copyright details first. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy Patches when?

@Jaxm53 It wasn’t better?

@AverageSizeAndy Andrew…

@Ranchwater12 Well I guess that makes sense.

@AverageSizeAndy No, it's more of the fact that I've raised my kid, watched him be successful. Had good friends die recently.I'm not in a bad spot. I truly don't care. I'm old. If I was in my '30s or '40s I wouldn't think that way.

@2A_Patriot_ Welcome to the club! Take this cup of Kool-Aid and take a seat with everyone else. We’ll begin shortly.

@desertwendigo He’s a gracious leader. Those are implied.

@AverageSizeAndy I refuse to believe that no mention of treats was included

@NixAshes @Ami_Marisol @AmericanLictor @X9_redux @agave_redux Yea for once I’m not in trouble! Go me!

@AverageSizeAndy @Ami_Marisol @AmericanLictor @X9_redux @agave_redux

This gem of @AmericanLictor, @X9_redux, and @agave_redux all talking about their wives is 🤌🏻

@littlestmrs Welcome!

@AverageSizeAndy I’m in.

@shalomninja Welcome!

@AverageSizeAndy ::boop::

@MarieJuana6985 Welcome!

@NixAshes @Ami_Marisol @AmericanLictor @X9_redux @agave_redux I didn do nuffin! This app just blows.

@AverageSizeAndy @Ami_Marisol @AmericanLictor @X9_redux @agave_redux MBIC what did you DO?? I'm not actually getting notifications for you 😭

@BrianCochron 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AverageSizeAndy I'm not gonna say I fapped to it, but my wife is packing her bags and taking the kitten after looking at my phone while I was fapping....

@Ranchwater12 Easy not to care when it happens. You feel like you let yourself down. It’s tough, I know. 😔

@AverageSizeAndy I don't even care anymore. I appreciate that though

@Ami_Marisol @NixAshes @AmericanLictor @X9_redux @agave_redux Be a real short cameo. “Yea guys, not looking great. Thanks for having me on though.” 😂

@NixAshes @AmericanLictor @X9_redux @agave_redux w/ a cameo by @AverageSizeAndy looking for his next one