Claire

Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

Fibonacci cat

Saw this comment on Facebook and thought "how can a baby born in 2002 be engaged? It's just a BABY." #old

Best moment of my Twixmas: Mr Clarke saying "Mellon". #StrangerThings5 #LOTR

@praisegeorge How did he leave? On foot?

A lady called me for counselling. She said her husband left her. What did she do? They had an argument. She took a knife, went to his car and slashed his tires. All 4 of them. The husband packed his bags and left. That was the last time she saw him. It's been five years.

@ThatEricAlper I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time.

@cculianu @CNviolations It's Burnley, Lancashire.

@CNviolations What language is she speaking?

This will never not be funny

Still trying to work out how Chase DeMoor found Andrew Tate's chin.

40 years. And we STILL don't know why the super-dooper-looper is the only way.

"Just look at the degree on that chick!"

Burnley Turf Moor today. Also thought Clarke Carlisle at half time was tremendous. What a message. #twitterclarets

@emodashian "The lad" / "That nice one" / "Bloke with the moustache" / "The sweet lady" /"Swear to god he wasn't on last week". Right with you.

Am I the only one who can’t remember everyone’s name yet? #gbbo

@JamieSmithSport Matter of time before someone actually gets hurt. Unfortunately, that's probably what will need to happen before they admit it's a monumentally shit idea. I dread a kid or an older person going down in that crowd, especially as the nights are drawing in.

I'd like to invite Don Pace to stand outside in the freezing cold pissing rain for 15 minutes queuing to get out and see if he still thinks it's a top idea having all the fans go that way #twitterclarets

@TurfCastPodcast Commiserating with a little stubby on. Fair dos.

📱 Hannibal on Insta #twitterclarets

He's in our heads. Handball Hannibal GIFs #twitterclarets

My #emergencyalert went off at 7 minutes past 3. Seven minutes could be too late to make it to my bunker. Gee, thanks.

@clarkjulie New Order. Power, Corruption & Lies.

Can anyone tell me what album cover this is please ?

@KeriWarbis You need the bag.

Two days left of my holidays so to make the most of it I spent today watching videos of massive waves in the sea, plane crashes, a Twitter thread of vids that might cause megalophobia and bought a Lulu Guinness bag I don’t need.

@BurnleyOfficial And you didn't think of introducing him with Squid Game?!

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@Beck_Holden @TurfCastPodcast Did the same. Woke up, forgot for a second, then the stomach lurched when I remembered. Awake an hour.

@TurfCastPodcast I woke up at 4:30 and actually got wound up all over again

Thought a nice long sleep would help me calm down. It didn't.

@ldnlongside Stadium of LightShow

GIFs for JC #twitterclarets