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Lagarto Rodriguez

@BBudsky

Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of no drugs. No DMs unless they're pictures of your chimis. Follow me for social commentary and dick jokes. (parody) #PraiseBob

Guadalupe, AZ Beigetreten Mart 2021
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Lagarto Rodriguez
Lagarto Rodriguez@BBudsky·
I'm going to make a prediction. When Bobby announces his causes of autism next month it will involve cell phones/wifi/5G.
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Acyn@Acyn·
AOC: I personally do not trust somebody like Marjorie Taylor Greene—a proven bigot and anti-semite—on the issues of what is good for Gazans and Israelis. I don’t think it benefits our movement to align with white nationalists.
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Lagarto Rodriguez
Lagarto Rodriguez@BBudsky·
@AmazingPopPod Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box is one of the high points of cinema. On par with Glenn Close at the bottom of a bathtub in Fatal Attraction.
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Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
If aliens visited Earth, who would you pick to speak on behalf of humanity? 🤔
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Lagarto Rodriguez
Lagarto Rodriguez@BBudsky·
@krentcilp5 Oh my, so we won't be seeing you reposting pictures of dicks that guys send you. Good, GTFO you headcase.
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Patricia Marie Krentcil@krentcilp5·
I have a big surprise. I just came knocking at my door. I finally am quitting this awful media. I like people that are kind and fun. I don’t answer shit and now I got it a great way out love and peace.
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Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌✡️
No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size. What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.
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cali🩷
cali🩷@Calilov3szn·
your type?
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Lagarto Rodriguez
Lagarto Rodriguez@BBudsky·
@HapistRitler He's on the list I'm compiling of people that will be turned into Soylent Green when I become Führer.
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Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Ladies, try and contain your excitement!
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Richard Peterson ⸮⸮⸮
I think Trump looks and acts like a jackass and nobody should care what he thinks. Picture this guy in a neighborhood tavern. I do not see him being very popular in the real world, having to depend only on his limited wits and his abrasive personality.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "I look at these beautiful little babies and they get a vat, like a big glass, of stuff pumped into their bodies. I think it's a very negative thing to do. I would love to see much smaller shots, like four visits to the doctor. And I think you would have a much better result with the autism."

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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
What did the guy in the white cap say to Trump that made him suddenly leave? Wrong answers only
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I wonder if @RobertKennedyJr drinks cockroach milk.
Science girl@sciencegirl

Scientists discovered one of the most nutrient-dense substances in nature inside an unlikely source: a cockroach. The species, Diploptera punctata, is unusual because it gives birth to live young instead of laying eggs. During development, the embryos are fed a nutrient-rich, milk-like fluid inside the mother’s body. That fluid forms tiny protein crystals in the embryos’ stomachs. When researchers analyzed the crystals, they found a highly concentrated mix of proteins, fats, sugars, and all 9 essential amino acids required in the human diet. The crystals also appear to release energy slowly during digestion, providing a steady supply of nutrients as the embryos grow. The discovery attracted attention after some reports suggested the substance could be more calorie-dense than mammalian milk, including human breast milk. But scientists have not shown that it offers special health benefits for humans, and harvesting it on a large scale would be extremely impractical. Researchers remain interested in the finding because it demonstrates how evolution can produce unexpected biological adaptations even in one of the world’s most disliked insects. Inside this tiny cockroach species, nature developed microscopic nutrient crystals capable of sustaining life during one of the most demanding stages of development. Learn more: "Cockroach Milk: A Promising Superfood or Nothing but Hype?"

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Lagarto Rodriguez
Lagarto Rodriguez@BBudsky·
@ksorbs Are you really that stupid? The President doesn't control gas prices directly. What Trump did was start a war for no reason that closed the Gulf of Hormuz. Gas prices are the least of our problems. Wait until the food shortages that result from farmers not getting fertilizer.
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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
The next time the Dems scream that the price of gas is Trump's fault, show them this video of Joe Biden's Energy Sec. Jennifer Granholm saying, “The president does not control the price of gasoline.”
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Misty Moto
Misty Moto@MooGooMoto·
@BBudsky I wish you could grow big dicks for some of the men I’ve been with.
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Tater Magoo-ish@PlantRobinson·
The power of medium tits.
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Lagarto Rodriguez
Lagarto Rodriguez@BBudsky·
@katieporterca Stop it with the phony facial tics and pretending you care. You're a foul mouthed, ill tempered harpy. GFO
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Katie Porter
Katie Porter@katieporterca·
One thing California lawmakers can do to make it less expensive for families to live here? Give Californians making under $100,000 real tax relief.
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