Psychotic Mike

I got a shirt like this...if I got another one, and a key-chain, I would post a link. Till then just Google.com it.

@lustywes They hired the guys who used to work in record stores to sell craft beer. They always seem to forget that the process is all about the customer.

Usually not bothered, but i really don’t like when I mention a beer that I like and the waiter rolls his eyes and says it isn’t very good. I didn’t ask for your opinion, I happen to like said beer. Just go order it please.

Can I get a Shoutout for our President @realDonaldTrump for totally killing it in Korea and earning himself a spot on the short list for a Nobel Peace Prize!

@Treestand_tweet I'm guessing it was: Girls, I got tickets to the masters, or we could go bow hunting! *it is very quiet, too quiet. The masters is golf. -in unison all 3 of you say "So, hunting then."

Tattoo for guys who say "this has never happened before" that documents how many times it has happened before.

@KCbeerchick Lovely part of the world!!!

Fortunate to have spent my day w/ the good people who design & create your beer signs - Meissenburg Designs. So impressive. All made in the U.S.A. in Bigfork, Montana.

@Dahmerscookpot My name is Irene.

@Roxanne_cams Gotta dig it up!

“If only we could see in advance all the harm that can come from the good we think we are doing.” ― Luigi Pirandello, Six Characters in Search of an Author

@toddbarry I wonder what fancy Mexican food is? Still beans and tortillas? #theyHavenapkins

Promised myself I wouldn't take pictures of food at fancy restaurant I ate at in Mexico tonight. Didn't stop me from Shazamming a song while I was there.

@damagedave @realDonaldTrump Don't worry, Obama's on it!

@ruraljules @flouncingqueen Good Job sweetie, that is much better!

This is the true face of a new motherhood not the magazine images

HR: "Describe your work ethic in two words." Me: "My what?"

Remember when you were young and you said you would never smoke, drink, or use drugs?

@CharlieD2749 @RobertMurdock11 @RealRedElephant @ES_QUEL_ETO_