Michael “Squints” “Bagasaurus” Palledorous

Unsure whether to #shrink or #expand these guys. Leaning #expand #whalesummer

@sargeantsniff3r Have to respect the grind

yeah doesn’t look like it bro. #e85 #rapealexdougherty

@00JimmyT Jimmy, you’re in a great spot. keep it up. -Squints

My life is just a revolving door of retarded blonde women

call history dox with the ex-wife, took tuesday for myself #bitch #fuckyou #trapphone #gethelp

shiver me timbers 😬 #vaporize this loser

@DonnyJenkins67 Pick up the rock and get yourself a bucket #heatcheck

You know that pit you get in your stomach when your hoe going. Should I go slam 10 tequila shots at bar and shoot at anything with a vagina or just go to bed? Please drop some kind words of encouragement I am not having this.

look, i don’t have anything else to say but #stomponmyballs #foreignrocket

@Paycheck4Bag This guy is my absolute boy, tough night for the kid. #locationdox

This shit can’t be worse than getting doxxed on the burner #lucky

I don’t care if I miss 20. I don’t care if I miss 100 shots in a row. I’m never gonna stop shooting the ball. I love it too much, and I work too hard not to. #mitchellrobinson #ohmygoodnessvalentine #situationship

@Issxyourduhh There’s only one way to find out #takemeforaspin

CUM HAS CALORIES????

@beers7788 No dad, you never made out with a lesbian chick in the Boom Boom room #hangitupgramps #wedonewiththe90s

“Been there done that.” No dad, you were never a freshman at Rounders Boom Boom Room surrounded by foids begging for bag #LANK

i am once again asking you to please #rapeme

@T87200528 Rome wasn’t built in a day.

@BagPalledorous your #network just 10x’d

Any relation to the big fella? #lank #still🪵 #missile #epsteinfiles

yeah rolled up sleeves and backwards hat absolutely rips dude. i’m sure your bird won’t be able to help herself when you get home #nukeyourself #middleschool

Saw an absolute rocket at work today and upon further inspection she was repping the gnarliest armpit hair I’ve ever laid my eyes upon. Didn’t know what to do with myself. Thoughts? #welcometothejungle #lewisandclark #trailblazer #yourehungryoryourenot

@stingeybanker Great insight Jonathan. I’ll be testing that out promptly 👍🏻

@BagPalledorous Let’s do some Epstein like things mama #growing🪵

@RustySmith280 Rusty- great shot, windy day. Keep going #heatcheck

VALENTINE!

Side note Destiny WILL be on the menu at 1:30 sharp.

Everything reminds me of her. #fuck #exwife #marriedtothegame