BALAMI

@sBMO__ @AbdelBeheri No wonder messi couldn't make it.

@PenTitan 😂😂

You're a guy and by this time, your talking stage hasn't asked what you want for Easter. Hope you've blocked her sha

I cancelled my date with this girl I was talking to, cause she didn't offer to get me a new tuxedo and perfume.

I was dating my ex for 5 years and she didn't propose to me, I broke up with her, not upto 2 years she's married now. She never loved me, women always know who they want to marry.

This my talking stage girl, asked me to follow her home after the first date. Do I look cheap to her?

These men in women’s field trend is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week. Worst part is you’ll barely find any woman in the comment section of those posts. 😭😂😂

As a woman, don't ask me if I've eaten if you're not going to buy me lunch.

my wife’s money is my money 🙈😝

OTC UNLEASHED! 😤 #WWERaw

@Ogundipe_Prince @QualityQuadry @NwabaliBobo He doesn't have match fitness, why not call people that are actually playing presently?

@QualityQuadry @NwabaliBobo But the question is,does Nwabali worth dropping because he didn't have club despite his sacrifice before now? No naaaaaà

🚨 We need to be worried for @NwabaliBobo Now, I'm particular about how he would find a club after being clubless for a while now. Eric Chelle should have invited him for the holiday games in Turkey 🇹🇷 and help him stay fit. Sometimes we need to be very careful when taking major career decisions.

@KwesiFCB Chelsea players

Guess who entered the class 😂

It's all jokes until we show up in the first game after the break without Saliba, Gabriel, Eze, Ødegaard and Timber

When you show the homies your new girlfriend and none of them got a story about her past.

One bottle of Heineken...1500 Amstel malt for her...800 #2,300

Until he actually calls her 😂

Nigerian clothing brands need to wake up and start designing for Nigerians and our actual weather This isn’t Europe or Winterfell Winter is not coming ! There is HEAT !! Stop dropping heavy, suffocating outfits like we’re living in cold climates

omo, wetin i dey face like this...make i sha no die. so one day, i go use am as story

Once you hear “Are you guys still together” just know your babe don go disgrace you 💔😭

I want to play this game and be happy but no MTN and smart assist people will just be making life difficult for you

I love this game, before the year runs out he will be at the receiving end too.

Boys life no really hard once you get stew you fit boil rice/spag 900 times 😭