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@BonafideKRS Trailer hitch shin or stfu.

Garand Thumb? Pffft Try Trailer Hitch Finger

@marycatedelvey Future pet store employee.

Trannny wants to become a surgeon, but is having panic attacks learning about biological reality

@Rank1Apples I handle these things differently.

I recently found a deer stand on my property, like, newly put up, fresh corn and salt blocks under it. My whole property line is marked. Just like Dolio you can't enter without knowing. I have a nice Mennonite guy who helps me part time with labor stuff around the property and I was like, hey, I found someone's deer stand in the woods. And he was like, no you found YOUR deer stand in the woods, it's on your property. And I said no, I found YOUR deer stand in the woods, because I don't use deer stands. After this round of back and forth, my worker went out snd took it all apart and now has a new deer stand which apparently is worth some money. I set up a trail cam watching the spot. Like 3 weeks go by and I see a guy come humping out of the woods into the grove where the stand was with a salt block and a bag of corn over his shoulder. He looked very confused, then he looks straight at my camera up in the tree and leaves. I had a good laugh. I was going to make a post about it but I decided knowing my luck it would go viral and people would recognize him or something, lol. But, then like 30 minutes later a beat to hell truck with welded bumpers and taped together plastic windows comes flying down my driveway. Fortunately my worker was out front and hes not a small guy and, surprisingly, not very conflict averse for being of the religious variety and this man has the audacity to say what did you do with my deer stand?! My worker says you mean what did I do with MY deer stand? This guy is like well I been hunting these woods my whole life and I'm not gonna quit just because of some piece of paper and you better go get my deer stand before theres problems. My worker looked back and said well I also been hunting these woods my whole life and you better hope I dont see you out here again because you look an awful lot like a deer and I own an excavator and points to my excavator. My worker has the thickest most backwoodsy drawl you've ever heard, and I dont know if he just didnt hear it during their first exchange. But the poacher blinked, then squints at my guy, and says sorry I thought a northerner had come in and bought this land. Just straight up turns around, stomps back to his truck, and drives away. No further discussion. Last we saw of him. 🤣😂 My worker was like lucky I was outside and I was like I know right and I was like I'm not even a northerner and he was like yeah but you aren't from this county and its a safe bet for him that whoever bought this land was from somewhere else with how many out of towners are buying property out here and I was like yeah, I guess so. I think about how many times this is probably happening all over with people buying up land and other people still just hunting it with no regard. I dont have many neighbors, so my guess is that my land and the other forest around me has all been getting poached for a while. Ive owned it for a few years now but I've only been living here full time for 1 deer season, I'm hoping I dont have the same problems and that people figure it out, but from other posts I feel like this is going to be an issue for me going forward. 🫤 PS before Don comes in and accuses me of being married to my worker, since he accused me of being married to any man that I mention, who looks at me, who talks to me, or anything else. 🤣😂 He's already married to a nice woman who makes me cookies and wears the whole religious head covering and the long dress and the whole thing and they have 8 kids together. I'm not joking. 8. It's crazy and that's definitely not for me. 😂🤣

@smcroasters He doesn't like when his name is spelled Sadaam.

Saddam wants to raise your taxes. Saddam wants to take your 2A rights. Saddam was born in another country….. ….and now is ruining ours.

America will not be lectured about civility by far right extremists in Congress. Particularly those who provide aid and comfort to hundreds of violent rioters who brutally beat police officers on January 6. There will be ample time to vigorously debate the issues of the day. Now is a time to unify.

@BasedMikeLee I trust reporters like I trust politicians.

Do you trust this reporter?

@fakeftedd @JamesWalkinshaw I only hit like for the energy, not the act.

@JamesWalkinshaw Eat my entire asshole

Virginia voters had their say on Trump’s push to rig maps ahead of the midterm elections. They rejected it decisively. For the Virginia Supreme Court to overturn the will of the voters would be shocking.

@DolioJ This is what happens when you dont fear getting punched in the mouth.

This is pretty close to crossing the line.

@AngryCops I read *spectrum* and felt seen.

I disagree. A mirror reflects light, which allows us to see things one the spectrum we do. It is because light is reflected that we don’t see vampires, braise sunlight kills therm

There are a lot of Europeans who seem to have the worldview that their respective country still has an empire and everyone else is somehow beneath them. But they are being invaded and conquered by 70IQ 3rd worlders who've learned to use their suicidal empathy and ignorance against them.

It’s interesting to see how so many media outlets, politicians, and representatives of international NGOs lie so blatantly about El Salvador. Anyone who has visited our country knows that tattoos are not only allowed, but very common. Many Salvadorans have them, even in highly visible areas: full sleeves, face, neck, hands, etc. It’s simply not true that people are required to cover them up. It’s also false that tattoo artists have been arrested. There are hundreds of tattoo shops, and many are now doing better than ever, since they can stay open late without being extorted by gangs. Tattoos aren’t even socially frowned upon. On the contrary, many people see them as body art and a form of personal expression. What is prohibited are gang symbols, but not just in tattoos. They are banned in any form: on walls, in the media, even on graves. This shouldn’t surprise anyone. In Europe, Nazi symbols are banned, and no one is outraged by it. In fact, we only restricted them in the media for one year (during the height of the war on gangs) and they are allowed again now. Yet we were scolded by the “international community” for that temporary measure, while Nazi symbols have been prohibited in Europe for 80 years. So which is it? What is acceptable for them is not acceptable for us? The European argument is that banning those symbols is necessary to prevent a return to a past they do not want to relive. Well, that is our argument too.

@cowincrisis This is why we eat your kind.

@BallisticDaddyO Mindy

comment and i’ll give you a cow you remind me of

@malcolmkenyatta @JohnFetterman

Almost every day now my US Senator comes on this site to attack his constituents and many people who worked hard to elect him. Suggesting that they have “derangement syndrome” for opposing this administration. You’re a mess @JohnFetterman

@HardPass4 Fucking... JaMarcus Wick over here...

Dude really thought it was going to be like playing a video game, didn't he?

@LouisvilleGun Very obvious.

They fuckin

@HardPass4 @Rank1Apples in case you haven't seen it.

I wonder if he knows the online persona he’s created.

@dmistry70 Red wasps are of the devil.

@BallisticDaddyO Dude. Ive sat and done the same thing many times. Time spent with Gods creation is so amazing. That said, hate Mosquitoes and Red wasps. Cool man

Almost had a foster pet, but this barred owl was meant to live another day. Just enough speed to go through the grille, but not enough to make mashed potatoes out of its brains. Flew off into the evening after a long talk about trucks and whatnot.

@BattleByrd No. But you can have a soak.

Men... Is it ok to take a bath?

@sportdrink Make lists and annoy the fuck outta you.

What do realtors actually do?