Baseball Rat

How To Have The Most Fun Enjoying Baseball: A Thread #FantasyBaseballtwt

Me and my friend can’t stop saying “the ticket is waiting for you at willcall” bc it’s actually a really beautiful metaphor

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨 Michael Soroka just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history: 5.0 IP | 4 H | 0 ER | 1 BB | 10 K DET @ AZ That's the 19th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,243+ unique lines on record.

1 reply telling me to go to the gym and I will be obligated to go to the gym

20% of why i quit #embarrassing

Paramore - Decode

@laxfried thank you it’s the first time i thought about it in a month it was like a jumpscare

@BaseballlRat i’ll remind u

wait i literally have to do my taxes

how’d i know all my energy to do things would hit at 1a lmao well too bad it’s bed time!

can't wait to be sad about this btw

meet me outside if you want an ass kissing

don’t celebrate early #31days

alexa play Untitled (How Could This Happen To Me?) by Simple Plan

@_gabelli35 kinda

For no reason, here's an overlay with all 96 LMJ pitches.

Birria tacos for dinner

wait

paul blackburn in a 1-1 game in the 8th and it worked #thatsmygeniusmanager