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@CantEverDie Might be one of your dumbest tweets and thats really saying something

i’m so baffled that tech guys are boasting about this. don’t they know they’re going to have to start sending job applications to mcdonalds the second these tech companies are able to automate this? dumbest people ever

let me say in no uncertain terms that everybody involved in making this should have their arms and legs cut off

@warnerbros you guys and stephen colbert might actually be the first people to go to jail for being criminally unfunny

In honor of Tolkien Reading Day and the destruction of the One Ring, we bring you a special announcement.

@RWApodcast Only retarded slavs could look at whats happening with iran and arrive at this conclusion

One advantage the Iranians have is that their entire elite seems to consist of 130 IQ polymath combat veterans with PhDs who stormed across minefields with fixed bayonets surrounded by poison gas back in the day and then spent 30 years studying philosophy, game theory, engineering and military science. Average decision-maker quality appears to be dramatically higher than elsewhere, especially qualified for shit-hits-the-fan situations

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

@joe_tashune Taco tongue mfs reporting on news from last year

🚨 HALO MEGA LEAK 🚨 El renacer del Jefe Maestro está más cerca de lo que creen… y no viene solo. Fuentes internas + insiders de peso confirman que Abstraction Games no está de relleno: están co-desarrollando la campaña del remake de Halo: Combat Evolved junto a Halo Studios. ▫️ 🎮 Lead creativo: Halo Studios (ex-343) marca la dirección, pero Abstraction se lleva gran parte del trabajo en niveles, assets y polish. ▫️⚙️ Motor híbrido: gameplay clásico sobre Blam Engine modificado (con vibes Reach), pero con visuales next-gen en Unreal Engine 5. ▫️ ♿ Accesibilidad + QoL: nuevas features para que más jugadores entren sin perder la esencia hardcore. ▫️ 🕹️ Más allá del CE: rumores fuertes apuntan a que Halo 2 y 3 también están en la mira para futuros remakes. Esto no es humo barato: insiders ya lo están validando y 2026 pinta como el año del Halo Campaign Evolved. La pregunta es: ¿será el regreso glorioso que todos pedimos, o un remake que divide a la comunidad? Halo renace. Halo se reinventa. Halo vuelve a ser el rey. 🟢🔵 #Halo #HaloCampaignEvolved #Xbox #GamingLeaks #AbstractionGames #MasterChief

@Howlingmutant0 You werent supposed to be supportive in her bullshit post

I am the most persecuted man on this website

@GreenBirbGirl I hope they keep listening to people like you forever

If you disagree, you genuinely just hate call of duty as a whole and I suggest you try different FPS games

@smugexhale @nkulw could have helped him when he was struggling with that chick that was beating his ass back then, just saying

@BasedBattleroid @nkulw Had to give you the layup, looked like you were struggling out there

Looking forward to your next role on HBO

@lovecraft_1080p @nkulw Just trying to to help him get over that time he got beat up in third grade

@BasedBattleroid @nkulw Who is this for man

@RedOxiOxi @nkulw Not as much as noahs face when that third grade girl beat his ass

@BasedBattleroid @nkulw lol you’re really scraping the bottom

@posepaope Im glad you guys can say this again, welcome back

@BasedBattleroid Fag

@smugexhale @nkulw Lol you guys get really mad if we say this about actual dudes in a dress

@BasedBattleroid @nkulw That's a woman?

@HasanabiProd @hayasaka_aryan You had me for a moment, i thought this was a parody account making fun of the roach's retarded fans

@hayasaka_aryan The research was published in 2023 u dummy. It received accelerated approval for treatment ever since.

Hasan Piker interviewed multiple Cuban doctors on the island today and found out they have a working treatment for Alzheimer’s. But because of the US Embargo, American citizens can’t even receive it. “We are killing our own citizens by refusing to allow American companies to even pay for Cuban medicine”

@BolcheBased You and alot of other people could pool your resources and buy one, in the grown up world its called an LLC. Like nigga there is nothing stopping you and every other commie on this website doing what you all fantasize about and actually gettin you some means of production.

Sim vou comprar uma fábrica com um salário mínimo

@Microinteracti1 You idiots keep posting about this like he vented actual resources into space

Eighty billion dollars. Gone. To build a digital ghost town where legless cartoons stood around doing nothing, because Mark Zuckerberg looked at Facebook – a website people use to congratulate their guinea pig on its birthday – and thought: what this needs is a worse version of reality. He was wrong. Historically, catastrophically, trouserlessly wrong.

@brazillianphil @ZkPercipio @romanhelmetguy I'm inclined to believe that you're artificial

@ZkPercipio @romanhelmetguy I’m inclined to believe that most of it is artificial.

“If the banks can print as much money as possible, why do we have poverty?” 💀💀

@facetedcarapace I know right, you'd think the retards inside could figure out how to follow simple instructions a monkey could handle

one of the most disgusting incredibly common aspects of American culture is 30 cars idling outside of a fast food place waiting for chicken nuggies for 40 minutes