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🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

I remember when she gave her paedo son £12 million so he could avoid trial

cereal 🥣

@spookylilium @LawyerMoreno @jimmysalmon316 yeah I realised, thanks tho

@Baseface @LawyerMoreno @jimmysalmon316 It's a scam

I was on the enter Shikari link at 10 exactly it was sold out 🥺 did anyone get tickets?

(Shaking hands with someone i just met) unhand me you freak

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

“boy cats are nice and girl cats are mean” your girl cat is just sensing the internalized misogyny you’re projecting onto her so she doesn’t treat you with respect

@byzyczu @Maddy_Matinee Shawn of the dead, watch it again and enjoy 😃

@Baseface @Maddy_Matinee im ngl i saw the whole cornetto trilogy and hot fuzz is amongst my fav movies of all time but i have no idea which one that is

with a z. the subtitler had fun here

@byzyczu @Maddy_Matinee idk why you're seemingly upset but haven't seen one of the best films he's been in

@Baseface @Maddy_Matinee noooooo

@byzyczu @Maddy_Matinee he did tho, it's in the film

@Maddy_Matinee there's no way nick frost said this

you cannot be a conservationalist or an animal lover without being anti war. explosives and bombs directly impact plant and animal life as well as human life. wars are not only destroying the empathy we have for one another but the planet we live on as well.

[on a dating app] Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty. Too pretty.

@frootmangoo @TopuzzoC @SCMPNews cause it's not real, it's ai

@TopuzzoC @SCMPNews I’ve never seen a cat react like this. Poor baby.

@Crestamorph Joke is too good for Leon (said lovingly)

“Fighting werewolves? I’m not Lycan that one bit.”

Personally I think dressing up all fancy to go watch n bet on animals being abused is some dystopian rich people shit n you should be embarrassed

It's not a quote, but it doesn't need to be.