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Beaker, Esq.
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Beaker, Esq.
@BeakerJD
Post-hardcore aficionado. Did it all for the nookie. Recovering member of the Nothing Ever Happens Club. Big fan of penguins.
Athens, GA Beigetreten Aralık 2024
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Nobody has any respect for Augusta and the sport of golf anymore. This feels like the first year the Masters has completely jumped the shark
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Everybody acts like Bruce Springsteen is “the voice of America’s heartland” but he’s from New Jersey. Motherfucker might as well be Truman Southern
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@bigrobbbbbbbb The only Masters-related dream I’ve ever had involved me standing on the 12th tee on Sunday, completely unable to get the ball to stay on the tee for an hour. Managed to get booed at and Jim Nantz called me a “scourge” for holding up play
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Day 135. Shoutout Helmet. White boys need to bring this energy back
Beaker, Esq.@BeakerJD
Day 134. Trying to decide if I should drive back home and go see Anthony Green
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Just saw three mystery meat foreigners carrying groceries on their heads while walking home from work. Two of them were having a speaker phone conversation in some sort Tuscan raider language. Can’t stand this shit.
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So much for my last hurrah Australia trip
Dan Collins@DanCollins2011
Kiss the European summer travel season goodbye. Global average jet fuel prices rose +82.8% MoM.
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