Becker College

@Cristiano what a pussy ass dream, dream better Cristiano

I've always dreamed of having my own watch collection. The Jacob & Co. Flight of CR7 & the Heart of CR7 takes inspiration from some of my most iconic moments on the field. I hope you like them as much as I do.

One of our canidates solved string theory but I rejected them because their vibes were too junior. AITA??

Game Dev Pro Tip: If you have a lot of money and suck ass at your job, climbing the ladder is so easy. Add a couple of zeros to your annual income and you too can become a Senior Product Manager at Riot.

Hi yes, unfortunately we won't be moving forward with your application. You sneezed during the technical test and I was really fucking offended by that.

i dont know anything about magic, but watch me take 500 million dollars and a niche horror game and turn it into 0 dollars

just so you know this man made borderlands all by himself and you can't say anything mean about him or he'll cry ;(

me when I don't pay my interns and kick them off the team for pursing pay-I-I mean being difficult.

@TheDeepEndGames sponsors this message thank you for your brave sacrifices😔

we stan for exploited unpaid student labor

i call it game design squared. its where you take alumni from a flawed program, and make them teach the flawed program. and then make those under them teach. the end result is not so far off from a lobotomy. god dammit.

We want to congratulate Deep End Games on a successful launch of Romancelvania! You exploited student workers far harder than we could've ever dreamed of! We're excited to see how you avoid paying students in your next project, we're taking notes🧐

i took too many shrooms and my psychosis demon is named "Paul" and he keeps talking about "game studio"?????? please help

*pay will be made as a lump sum payment at the end of your tenure. Payment is not guaranteed and we may ignore all of your emails regarding the matter.

Just a few of the things you'll be doing! • Sending Paul's emails • Organizing summer student boot camp • Pep talking our student tours • Running our student tours • Running the summer student boot camp.

Becker needs you! We're looking for experienced students who will work for very little pay* and will do the multitude of tasks that Paul doesn't want to do.

Has anyone found this receipt? I need it for tax reasons. @ClarkUniversity can I borrow yours?

While WPI may have just implemented a Pass/Fail system, at Becker our game design program is proud to have pioneered the Pass/Pass model

We are deeply concerned and invested in our students mental health. That is why this semester we will be unblocking all porn.

Remember our branded Becker fidget spinners? Well they're coming back, and are better than ever! Now doubling as a top spinner, all alumni should be getting these #binners soon!