Aizawa’s cocksleeve 💋

@kikifbaby @saccharinish Where can I read this?????

@saccharinish this reminds me of the BL 'beta off not dating' getting to see the beta POV of an office worker surrounded by alphas and omegas was PRICELESS

imagine being some random beta secretary trying to keep their damn job but the new omega intern is always limping around and getting things wet with slick and the alpha CEO is constantly growling at u for no reason and everything reeks and u just wanna go home

@umebomi There’s actually a short fanfic of Omi owning Atsumu related merch dating back to his high school days.

need all the content of uni omi secretly having all of msby atsumu's merch... sleeps in his jersey, rests his chin on his plush while studying, cuddles with his body pillow (that one was custom made)

@TiredAlys Breaking my heart at this hour is so uncalled for!

People hate on misunderstandings sure yeah whatever, not me. Not me because I'm thinking about the League being in a pissy mood when Hawks isn't at the hideout and start cracking means jokes about how annoying his bird sounds are during movies and at least Spinner knows how to

@deathbelle_ Kate I’m crying! You have made my whole week! And I’m going to love looking forward to your updates!! I hope all is well with you! We’ve missed you so much!

Is the skts fandom still going strong? I should’ve finished this fic a year ago. Witcher!Sakusa au, I’ll start posting on Friday! Here’s a preview of the beginning for wip wednesday

My eating habits are still stuck on vegetarian mode. Please también quiero chicken. 😫

@EvenDistrict Oh shit, I used to love finding your drawings all over the place at work. 😕 hope they don’t make a big stink of this.

@Bellaundead 😠 it is unfortunately lol they said does this count as sexual harassment ofc I said no! 😳

A new associate I was training found a drawing I made....welp 😵

@EvenDistrict No manches 😂

@EvenDistrict Only if you can manifest this doodle to come help out 😂

Doodled on the schedule we ain't got no help today I country hehe

@witchy_dragons I tell my family members that I’m my hubby’s toaster strudel and that shuts them up sometimes. 😂

@Bellaundead I've been saying it all day, o can't wait to tell my grandma 😂

Mina: we're considering having a kid but I wanted advice Deku: bitch, zero out of ten do not recommend. I've been thru that shit TWICE, I got ripped from my coochie to my asshole, couldn't dookie for three weeks. I was on a liquid diet! Both times! I mean if I could guarantee

@CrispyMika Oh so Charlie and I have the same nap experience. Lol 😂

Every day, after his an, Charlie wakes up all disoriented like "the fuck? Where am I? What year is this?" then he looks around for some seconds and remembers "I don't know what years and numbers are yet", then he lays down again and sleeps some more.

@bluekeiji No, now my friends are stuck reading my poorly written fanfics 😂 so I have the last laugh 😂

@Bellaundead and now your friend’s having the last laugh

@bluekeiji My friend tried their best and I just wouldn’t listen 🥹

wish someone warned me back in 2016

@CrispyMika I resorted to telling ppl I’m my hubby’s toaster strudel. So, no more babies for me.

Sometimes I forget that RL isn't the same as my little online community. So when people ask if we're thinking about a second baby and I say "hell no, I already got an IUD" people get uncomfortable.

@gcldenangels It’s actually pretty amazing! My hubby and I’d dating anniversary’s on Feb 22 so yesterday it was our 10 yr anniversary 🥰

i jokingly told my s/o that we should break up and then get back together again bc today's date (22/02/2022) can be a nice anniversary date. got me thinking about izuku telling this to kacchan and the blond agrees. when izuku asks him out again, katsuki rejects him.

@damareizuki What do you mean ooc? You can’t tell me Katsuki wouldn’t do this for his pregnant Bunny 🥺

@TheBiggestW33b @Enkiflash @katsuduumb Aged up in this story. Also, it’s a retelling of how he became the greatest hero… so most likely they are also aged up canonly 🤷🏻‍♀️

#bkdk Where Katsuki tries to set the mood after a date. They stop right outside Katsuki’s apartment coming back from dinner and share a heated kiss. When they break apart, Katsuki invites Izuku to come upstairs with him. Bk: Come up and have some coffee with me

@Trashy_Trashy0 @katsuduumb @_lookwhosthere_ Tech speaking he’s from apt 8 ( chavó del ocho) Lives with his grandpa, but plays in the barrel.

@bobsgirl13 @squidiebaby Girl I lost my shit when my hubby took the last bite of my mango and I was 8m pregnant. I cried all night.

@squidiebaby I remember moments like that towards the end of both my pregnancies. Bending over to pick up something up was soooo uncomfortable. I got really good picking stuff up with my toes lol. Also a loss of food no matter how small while preg is always sad