Benjamin

@lucybrooks123 Party round yours

I ordered a McNugget meal and I got 3 bags of fries, 2 Big Macs, a happy meal, a mozzarella stick share box and 4 apple pies. The gods have blessed me

@CriminalCosta @NickBrinkworth1

Didn’t even clock that Nkunku was just Nku twice I’ve always looked as his name as N and then kunku never nku and nku wow this is life changing man

@NickBrinkworth1 @ManCity @milocomedy I’ve already sent this to you on TikTok hahaha

@ManCity @milocomedy @Ben_Killick_

"You have a fabulously symmetrical face!" Who better to wave us off on our pre-season tour than the President of the Greeters Guild?! 😅😂 @milocomedy | #ManCity

@nathfieldy @romankemp Too right

Saw this lad in Ibiza and the energy is just unmatched…

@nathfieldy @shannonsharpeee @NickBrinkworth1 Hahaha

Bruh I would be shitting my fkn pants if this happened 😭😭😭

@NickBrinkworth1 @javroar MEGA OUTFIT

@javroar @Ben_Killick_

@nocontextfooty @NickBrinkworth1

@badge_is_in @NickBrinkworth1

This is a clear and obvious mistake. It’s a double #badgein! She’s well aware of paparazzi, and gives them a perfect side on stance showing off both badges. The arm is raised to make sure the top badge has maximum visibility, incredible. VAR: 10/10.

Good lord. Where do I start. The absolute 🐐 with some serious #badgein. She’ll be releasing a new song ‘New Rules (#badgein remix)’ soon. Incredible side on stance and arm position gives a beautiful view, and not just of the badge. 9.8/10.

@phoebforeman That second one has me creasing

@CharliePartrid7 @aidanhendersonn

If BT Sport added a mute Steve McManaman button for an extra £20 per month they’d make millions

@thfcesv2 @nathfieldy

Reguilon kills me

@caitlinmoulds @nathfieldy @millydriverx Feeling attacked

@nathfieldy @millydriverx @Ben_Killick_ Psychopath

Who’s buying those boiled eggs as their snack in Tesco meal deals. Please own up, we need a chat

@nathfieldy @randallbell You owe me 33p

@alfiemtfc @nathfieldy

Why is the FA cup so expensive ?

@___rpf___ @TunnockCup I’m surprised the FA haven’t implemented these already tbh

@TunnockCup @Ben_Killick_

Now we're in December I just want to say: this was the tweet of the year, no other tweet came close

@PINARD1105 Fuckers

@nathfieldy @TheDrunkStory Not worth it

The most polite panic ever

@FootyHumour @nathfieldy

How Man Utd fans are watching the Manchester Derby: