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i love it when the anime convention artist alley only has genshin impact art. i wanted to save my money anyways

@bees_cult Yknow what? Based

Making my boyfriend carry my backpack because I packed it too heavy then instantly getting the ick when I see him wear it

Girl dads are like that because there’s now a copy of their wife that actually loves them

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Just so everyone understands what just happened in Charlotte NC: >woman rams cop with car >gets $3k bond >leaves jail >gets indicted for Assault With Deadly Weapon >still no jail >same woman rams 2nd man with car 3 weeks later >gets $10k bond >leaves jail >currently walking free

Real btw. Metternich tapped the mail of literal Royalty and had random subversives arraigned and brought before him for personal interrogations. All to stop the French Revolution and its mad bloodlust from happening again.

Can we make this a trend. Slander videos for games that just dont exist

Hope everyone is having a good day today

Why does society insist that I plant these trees? It doesn't make sense, I'll never be able to feel the shade of it

People are so afraid of sugar when the real enemy is immigrants.

absolute patriot

"Turning the corner" by namuu25080 TL & TS by me Artist's note: "Reposting after Umamusume JP's collab with initial D." #SilenceSuzuka #Umamusume #UmaTranslations

Porque le sonríes a la pantalla...

I think bars should display beer prices like a gas station

I don’t know how to explain it but I really love how much the friend in the third panel (ie her words and the photo she holds up) manages to convey about the man and his rat companion

had my tryouts race yesterday and a 40 year old woman in a swimsuit just beat everyone by 10 lengths this school fucking sucks

@fagnestachyon Look when I say "Sirius Symboli is a fraud who won like 1 race" the response shouldn't be to cry and call me names, it should sound something like "Symboli Rudolf only won because she competed with plumbers and ice cream truck drivers"

Umam*sume fans who don't really watch sports being Pikachu-faced at people using sports lingo & terminology at commentating sports events is killing me lol like a question do you guys like racing or not

Do landlords understand that checking in from time to time makes tenants feel like they're in a panopticon

@fertygo @nflstreet4 Me so that's 1. It is funny though that most of the Twitter discourse people are just awful at the game

@Berc_30 @nflstreet4 why you csnnot just play the games man? theres about 40k people with 700k teamtrial class 6 score how many of those people that actusally play the game engaging in stupid twitter discourse?

guy who got into umamusume when global released: uma shouldve never went global

@joe_applebrook Even in an ocean of coal the occasional gem may be found

Yandere Simulator’s version of this disclaimer is really funny. “All characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified”