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"I now pronounce you married, you may now take one for the 'gram."

People should introduce the readings at weddings with, "...and now, a word from our sponsor."

@KateDressedUp 💙🧡💙🧡

Super intrigued (in the best way) to see what comes of this

Andrew here. I'm hopping off social media for the foreseeable future. This page will remain up as a monument to my stupidity. If you will miss my hijinks, sign up for the newsletter. Thx. helloexactlyrecords.com/newsletter

@ExptKnitter @ArionLeahigh @NJGov Everyone rags on NJ until the beach opens up or they want a good bagel and slice of pizza.

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Pennsylvania drivers are BANNED from the State of New Jersey.

Was just thinking about pet sounds while I heated up some soup

Idea: A whole new industry called "quick casinos" where you just hand us $300 right when you walk through the door, we kick you in the shins really hard and give you a free, watered down drink. Now you have the rest of the night to do something productive

@BestHitTV I should try that

No worst feeling that finding a cool groove and then playing something else for 2 seconds and entirely forgetting what the groove was.

Gonna spend this summer getting really ripped, frost my tips, get a bunch of problematic tribal tattoos and play every show with my shirt off but not change our style of music at all

@KateDressedUp youtu.be/FYJ1dbyDcrI

@BestHitTV I want to live in the Universe of your brain.

Wanna open a burrito place where the only option is how many you want -- no customizing. And the ingredients will vary slightly every day. Is there spinach in them today? Cauliflower? Come find out. But they'll always be oppressively spicy. I call it "fuck you burritos."

@Eve6 Still can't believe Hazel went solo

Tf the first morning you switch from bagels to fruit smoothies because you're one with the planet now

@e_costantini She was my number-one prospect. Proud of her.

@BestHitTV My mom!

I grew up near a place called Hot Dog Johnny's and god help you if you went up to the window and ordered a hamburger

@e_costantini Which one of you made the "Buttzville" comment?

@BestHitTV We had the hot dog Johnny’s shot glass out for sipping pisco last night.

This tweet is brought to you by the end of Justice League and I'd like to add that, despite the hard time I was giving it, I enjoyrd the big, dumb movie for what it was

There are so many amazing leonard cohen songs and everyone wants to make you sit through their version of Hallelujah.

Die Hard walked so Speed could barrel down the freeway.