Bevin

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like "call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here's fifteen dollars."

Target has teased an upcoming Pokemon reveal. We'll post if there are any new drops or updates! 🎯 #Pokemon

Clearly @CanadianForces is saving their best posts for another platform:

—Nizar Qabbani·

I was in Congress yesterday and I saw signs like this in front of Congressional offices. Why? Why do you have to state your allegiance to a different country right under your name and in front of your office? We get it, you get bribed by them. But this is embarrassing.

COMPLETE BAN!

Democrat accused of sexual assault this week. Removed in 72 hours. Imagine that. Accountability instead of protecting power. Miss me with the “both sides” nonsense

bitches b doing drugs thinking they're from euphoria bitch u frank Gallagher

Qué bonito idioma el castellano.

“THe PoPe ShOuLd StAy OuT oF pOliTiCs.” The President should stay out of children.

Scott is on Capitol Hill demanding answers from lawmakers to your questions: youtu.be/dxvbrwuTI44?si…

A new study reveals that Tylenol use during pregnancy does NOT cause babies to have autism, debunking Trump’s claims.

Here's J.D. Vance firing back at a heckler who alleged the Trump administration is killing and bombing children in Gaza. 👀

TMZ pays 100k for a story. TMZ is opening an office in Washington D.C. The down fall of D.C will be delicious!

Star Wars predicted trade routes 27 years ago

Hell yeah!!

wtf

A welcome ally has joined the fight against the dystopian AI surveillance state: Birds!!!

God dayum… Pokémon: The First Movie (1998) is so aesthetically pleasing… you can actually see the effort in every frame…90s really was a golden era ✨️

LOL

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭