Bex

oh andrew minyard how they've clocked you

the type of photos that will be "accidentally" posted in centaurs ig stories 🤓 #hollanov

laundry 👕 1/2 😚 #hollanov

i feel like an au where shane is actually a goalie would be so funny. just having conversations with his goal posts, watching as his team gets into fights to protect his honor while he lists off grocery ingredients in his head in alphabetical order, getting the cute lil head taps

shane : wow hahaha this baby picture of me is so dumb i put my shoe on wrong ilya : *in between sobs* pelase dont say yhat about him he Was Just a boy please

i believe in shane hollander barefoot and pregnant but i also believe in him eventually having a child in the way that athena sprung from zeus' head. at some point after retirement a kid is just going to pop out from shane because shane wanted one enough.

I started crying

i mean...

@arendellepeach there’s one fic where they get outed and twitter is talking them, and cliff - who has been on concussion protocol and missed the last few days - replies to a tweet saying “lol as if cap could get hollander”. then the bears are like “jfc cliff check the group chat!”

He try to flirt with one (1) dude and now he is in a decade long situationship with the dudes best friend

goalie shane from “good on my own accord” by @minrozanov

butch femandrew with big arms yum #aftg #andrewminyard

Hiking fact: the handle on top of backpacks are there so your buddy doesn't lose grip as they fuck you into the ground.

Jean cry calling neil when hes drunk and being like youre my best friend

Don't ever think about baby Shane Hollander loosing his comfort blanket/plush, Yuna and David searching high and low for it and not finding it, and Shane seeing how much stress it put on his parents so in the end he just says "Its okay" while truly it really isn't :(

most hilarious thing abt aftg is that they keep talking abt andrew’s group like they’re actual freaks and calling them the monsters and warning neil abt them and then andrew’s group literally looks like this

maybe in another life when the twinyards were little they could have gotten to look for easter eggs together in the park with all the other kids in their neighborhood. and if the easter eggs had candy aaron would save his chocolates for andrew bc he knows they’re his favorite.

Shane joins a queer board game group & they think hockey is something he loves not that he is a professional athlete and Shane gets to be anonymous and make friends and understand the queer experience better and he reveals by inviting them to a game and skating out onto the ice

Shane's post nut clarity curiosity

watching hudson’s previous works is so insane because he’s almost always a villain or batshit crazy or deranged in some way and his first huge hit is like. a little blueberry.