Dalone
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Dalone
@BigDalone
Full stack developer || Vanilla PHP programmer ||Sport analyst 🏀|| Building BIID.
Earth Beigetreten Şubat 2024
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@BigDalone @Olatwex_01 @boluwatif_3 @praisegeorge Baba rest na. Nor be nigeria woman wan do that type when nor traceable.
Stop comparing coordinated crime to nigerian woman
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“Shebiiii you say you dey craze.... oya craze make i see”~The above was a text message, our guy, Osahon, sent to his Wife in Milton Keyes..
They have resolved their irreconcilable differences.
After staying apart for 6 months and another 2 years of constant fights...., all the several reconciliation meetings are over.
It took just a UK Government intervention. Guys be careful though.. Widows are allowed to stay back
~Alibabagcfr
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A friend of mine once made the mistake of attending a house party near a Chosen church about seven years ago. He had no idea the drinks from the dispenser were laced, so he got completely wasted, wandered out of the party, and somehow ended up sitting near the church, less than 100 meters away.
The next morning, I get a call from an unknown number:
“Do you know XYZ? If you do, you need to come.”
I drive over… and find my guy in chains. 😂
Apparently, while they were deep in intense prayers, casting and binding demons, he stumbled onto their premises. In their minds, he wasn’t drunk… he was a wizard who had just been destabilized by their prayers. They beat non existent demons out of him. 😂
Bane@jodambusta
Flying this in Nigeria when MFM or Chosen church are having tarry night
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I just know say na woman, they can never
adehhronke@Adukesphere
Someone gave me money to get an ac last year , but tbh I had other pressing needs , so I didn’t get it but I told them I had gotten it cos they don’t live in Nigeria . The weather has been so hot lately , tell me why I went to rant to them in the dm : it’s been so hot in Nigeria , this is the time I really wish I had ac , they replied me with?????? I have been mute since then. 😭😭😭😭
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@yaygha @manuelvwedee That guy wasn’t settling shit, he just needed her bums
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- He's finer than her
- richer than her
- More refined than her
- Has lighter skin than her
- Has a better hairline than her
- Is still in his masculine prime while she's hit the wall
Klay Thompson almost settled for less but inspired by the Holy spirit, realised his mistake and self-corrected
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LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
Megan Thee Stallion In 2015🥶 Meanwhile Klay Thompson in 2015🏆
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The thing is, you guys don’t understand how the world works.
You need to understand that there are things you can’t change by trying to be good.
If you marry a whore, you should blame yourself for that mistake.
Your wife owes you loyalty, not the random guys she gives pussy
Dr. APK@Lordkyril
@BigDalone @neo_officialll But at least you won't be buying the corrupted water Why are you bothered about who will?
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There’s one girl named Precious in my hostel that year
She was 28 as of 2015 and was dating a boy of 18 years old
This girl fucked this boy to the extent the boy became pale, it too the grace of God and the intervention of the hostel people to free that boy from the chain of that girl, cus the boy too refused going to class cus of steady old toto.
And guess what, Precious is still unmarried as we speak and she stays in Ajegunle
veriTY™️@VERITY_HQ
Fact about girl named PRECIOUS?
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whoever dey bring fools like this come my timeline, oni so ri re o
TREXXIE@iam_chis
I went to a supermarket today, and bought something worth 26,850 naira , and the girl at my front bought something worth close to 3 million naira 😭 The worst part is that she’s my age mate oo😭 Na once shame catch me.
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@Olatwex_01 @boluwatif_3 @praisegeorge There’s this guy on TikTok that tells crime stories and he’s based in USA go and watch you will understand that there’s nothing impossible.
Just make sure person not take you sha.
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@BigDalone @boluwatif_3 @praisegeorge Wow it’s not easy to pkai person in abroad sha thank goodness for that
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@Olatwex_01 @boluwatif_3 @praisegeorge There’s been allot of incidents where confessed on their death bed and btw there’s a lot of ways things can happen without being traced back.
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@boluwatif_3 @praisegeorge Not all cases get solved. Women can do anything to get what they want, btw.
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@BigDalone @praisegeorge lol what's the point in staying back if you spend the rest of your life in jail ??
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@BigDalone @praisegeorge They don’t just bury someone without knowing the actual cos of death, no be 9ja bro..
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@Lordkyril @neo_officialll If someone wants to buy water and you won't sell, it doesn't mean they won't buy from another seller.
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@neo_officialll I can’t speak to that tbh. But the main point of my tweet was that at the very end, na man dey do man…
We can act like there’s a code of honor among men but in certain situations most men won’t think twice before flouting it.
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The husband that went to marry a woman that has been fvcked by other men, what was he expecting?.
Did he think all her previous sexual experiences will just miraculously vanish from her memory?.
Dr. APK@Lordkyril
Sleeping with a married woman Even if you don't respect marriage, you didn't consider that her husband is a man like you?
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Pooja, I like as you Dey make mouth now but no forget say you Dey clock 40 next year which means your ojodu Berger bones are weak to throw punches.
By the time I squeeze 3 hot konk on your bald skull, 2 inches will deduct from your current dwarf height. Pity your mama abeg!
POOJA!!!@PoojaMedia
The way I will mend your faceless bald head ehn. All those gambling addiction wey never comot your head, I go use blow remove am. You even talk say you get one AFDDF ailment, na blow go cure am. Gbabe.
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Dalone retweetet
That all day everyday texting and not fucking is a no for me, get you a nigga in jail baby girl.
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@Zamaniii0 And e fit she and her main boyfriend when use am chop that day o
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Biggest cap 😂😂
Back in 2022, when I was in my second year at university, I had ₦2,700 with me and planned to manage it for three days. Later that evening, my girlfriend called and said she was broke and had nothing to eat, so I sent her the ₦2,700 I had. This girl still complained that the money wouldn’t even be enough for her meals that day 😂 Meanwhile, I was planning to survive on it for three days.
I had to call home and tell them I was broke and needed money. My sister sent me ₦10,000 to manage for three days until they paid her salary. The moment the money entered my account, I removed ₦7,300 and sent it to my girlfriend, then kept ₦2,700 for myself.
Mind you, if one of my guys had called me saying he was broke and needed help, I would’ve either sent him ₦1,000 out of the money or lied that I had no money on me, rather than do for him what I did for my girlfriend.
Women really have it easier, walahi 😂😂
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
I wish I was a man, life is so much easier for men. ~ Phyna says
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@somtodeyforyo Brooo😭😭😭
Decided to do a loyal test on my babe, this was the result
Cant even post everything here
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See person babe, I go keep this chat incase , mk person no go carry me ,NYSC I con do.😭🤲
SOMTO@somtodeyforyo
+234 girls don burst my head.😭
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@hart_paull @AliasDudulenu They might still fuck your wife even you didnt do that to someone else. It depends on the whore you married
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@AliasDudulenu Just don’t get mad when they fuck your wife cos this has the fastest karma so far
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I have one my ex I’m still fvcking. Her marriage is not even up to 1year and we still f*cking sometimes she will book hotel sometimes I will do the booking. Funniest thing is she praises her husband every time on social media. lol who don see life go know say this tweet real
Neo Officiall@neo_officialll
A woman can be doing all these with you while still missing her ex or fvcking her boss at work. Infact 90% of the time, women are like this while they are cheating on you which is carefully set up as a smokescreen to distract you from what is actually going on.
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