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The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them. Out of hatred for cockroach, the ants voted for the otapiapia. They all died, including the housefly that didn't even vote. Apolitical = mumu.

@madamayo_ If or before sleeping?

Repost my pinned post if you’re sleeping

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Men will gym out the pain Women will fuck away the pain

Peter Obi is pretending...good and fine. What has bat achieved with his authenticity?

Someone will post intellectual tweet, you people won't engage but when someone post rubbish you will engage and start swearing for someone 😕😑

If you have managed to delude yourself into believing that you are citizens, in a democracy, ruled by law, and you have plans to vote or to be voted for in the 2027 “elections”, you have a minimum irreducible duty, to demand Amupitan’s removal..🤔

"I don't support Peter Obi's politics. I need you to convince me"

If I am Peter Obi and I become president. I would be extremely vindictive. I would jail many politicians. Including celebrities. I would use all state apparatus to hunt them down. All illicit monies that they have gotten, I would take everything back and wreck them. End.

@tinyinehh Bookmarking this tweet to come back when we finally do and also qualify for UcL

Chelsea fans moving mad because they think they’ll win FA Cup while Arsenal will end up trophyless. That script will flip bad and I’ll be here to laugh. 😂😂😂

Dear OBIdients, From the depths of my heart, THANK YOU. 🙏🏾🥰

If you compare PO to BATISTA, I will just know your head is empty!! Batista that is telling you that atleast you’re still better than Kenya 😂😂😂😂

People whose party blocked Twitter in Nigeria are telling you to educate them on politics on the same Twitter. Lee-mao.🙂

I love pink 💕

@iyiowofavour @psych_WRLD999 It’s illegal to be this pretty

@BigDowat Make person no sha put all em egg for one basket(twitter)

If twitter Dey work for you, face am oo

🤡: ‘stop attacking people online over candidate choice,’ but in 2023, you lot were physically terrorizing voters at polling units for their choice. Lol, you don’t get to erase that reality now or gaslight people into forgetting what happened.

My own TL Half of Twitter wants Tinubu out, the other half are horny but still wants tinubu out

@Boy994Boy Okay na city boy No wonder you no get sense

I’m about to clock 32 next month and I’m excited, At my age I can bag women and 10yrs from today I’ll still bag the same age of women u currently have access too Knowing a man does not age, I have come to realize that being a man is a personal blessing from God