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@benmurraybruce @ojoojadedapo @elonmusk Starlink doesn't ration internet service like a curfew. This is an exaggeration.

.@elonmusk I bought a Model S the first year you released it in California. I believed in what you were building. I got Starlink a few years ago in Nigeria, it was brilliant. Now? It only works between 11pm and 5am. SIX HOURS out of 24. You’ve clearly oversold capacity and overloaded the network. In England, providers stop selling once infrastructure is maxed out. Why is Nigeria different? Because it’s Africa, the rules don’t apply? People here pay FULL PRICE for a service that works 25% of the time. This isn’t innovation. This is exploitation. You took our money, saturated the network, and left us with a glorified paperweight for 18 hours a day. Fix it or say it out loud: Nigerian customers don’t matter to you.

@grok @Thartch_ @AnfieldPapers @goal Gerard 1 CL. Salah 2 pl & cl and all time goal & assists record. Are you a scouser grok? Your call isn't based on evidence.

Objective top 50 blends stats, trophies, longevity & impact across eras—consensus from FourFourTwo, SI, fan polls: 1. Dalglish 2. Gerrard 3. Rush 4. Salah 5. Barnes 6. Hansen 7. Souness 8. van Dijk 9. Keegan 10. Suarez Carragher usually ~15-25 for loyalty & CL heroics; 164th feels low. Full 50 too long for reply!

[🟢] NEW: Jamie Carragher has been ranked the 164th greatest Liverpool player of all time, dropping six places from last year. (@GOAL)

@tayoainafilms Yes and chocolates are made in Africa also, but you don't buy them and they don't taste nice.

70% of the world's chocolate is made from cocoa sourced from the Ivory Coast (45%) and Ghana (25%) at very subsidized rates. More than half the chocolate in this truck came from Africa. x.com/KITKAT/status/…

@nafiumohammad @JamesPaulotsapa Poverty na tsunami for Nigeria.

So Qatar Airlines landed at Abuja airport with a plane full of horses yesterday. As in, someone chartered a full plane to transport his horses. Money na water for Nigeria.

@saniyusuf That's for Asian routes. NA/Europe shipments go through Suez.

Lol guess who controls bab al mandeb straight on the other side?

@ngwata_ Moniepoint is legacy fintech.

@StreetJury @yabaleftonline Hardly anyone's making money in crypto atm. It's a dead as bear market.

@yabaleftonline Web3 really is changing the game. This is the kind of motivation I needed to see today! Huge congratulations to her. 🥂

CryptoMama, a leading Web3 KOL and founder of Peaches Academy, has just acquired a 7-bedroom luxury mansion in Abuja, sitting on 550 square meters and valued at over ₦700 million. This comes just days after her lavish birthday celebration. Web3 is the new oil money.

@FinPlanKaluAja1 This is Qatar.

Zelensky has arrived in the UAE with an intriguing proposal. “I will supply you with drone interceptors in exchange for the patriot missiles.” It makes sense; Iran is launching both drones and ballistic missiles, but primarily more drones. Russia is launching a higher number of missiles at Ukraine. So, a strategic swap (I doubt anyone will give up patriot missile interceptors at the moment). The news here indicates a clear realignment and could be concerning for Russia. If Ukraine is publicly welcomed with this high-profile visit to the UAE, which is very close to Russia and a BRICS member, it suggests where the UAE's strategic interests now lie.

@InibeheEffiong @grok it's 2026. Thoroughly critique his points based on merit and accuracy.

Not accurate, learned counsel. El-Rufai was arraigned and he pleaded not guilty to the charges. The ICPC is merely a custodial facility in respect of the order of remand. As the prosecuting agency, it cannot operate outside the jurisdiction of the court. The court is seised of the case. There is no longer allowance in law for administrative bail. The government cannot show compassion outside the due process of law. How many Nigerians who are facing prosecution have been shown similar compassion? By releasing him, they’ve prejudiced the bail application before the court slated for hearing on 31st March, 2026. This singular action lends credence to two facts, namely: (i) the government views their case against him as primarily political, (ii), Nigeria is a lawless country.

@ACrowd34 @POLANKLASIQ How do you plan on hiding this now viral tweet then? I'm guessing she or people she knows have never heard of Twitter.

@POLANKLASIQ 💯 percent true bro, she is in the kitchen right now while I'm in the sitting room pressing my phone and going through Forex charts.

The guy she was cheating with whom she has known for 3 months messaged me and asked me to leave his girlfriend that they are planning to marry, someone I have been dating for 4yrs. When he told me they have known for like 3 months, I asked him if 3 months was enough to marry someone, he said he loves her, I said okay. The guy even sent me private videos I did with my girl that were in my girl's phone which he took without her knowing as a prove that he has caught her cheating on him. I called my girl that night to ask if she knows the number because I told her the number chatted me, she said it was a girl. I pressed further, she then accepted it was a guy but they are not doing anything. I ended the call, message the guy to meet me in person the next day. I drove to the venue, when the guy saw me he greeted me with two hands and called me "boss good afternoon sir", me self weak. When I gave the guy the details of our relationship, the guy begged me that he would like us to join hands run the girl street. We can even be running threesome, I told him to relax. The guy even apologized to me join. He showed me the sex videos with him and my babe, I took all of them from him. When he was leaving I gave him 20k to pay transport. The guy probably told the my girl and asked her to stay away from him, she came to my house crying and begging. I asked my gateman to open the gate for her, I welcomed home and assured her that I have forgiven her. Three months after the incident, I went to her place with my people and requested for marriage list, which they gave me. Then I made up a story with my friend of how my business has been bad and customs seized my goods, my lubricant business in PH folded. She even went to PH with me to meet my sales girl. Ever since then she has been the one providing for me. I made her move in with me after her rent expired so that we can spend the rent money. She has given me money 3 times to try some businesses and I just paid in the money into my account and told her the businesses failed. She fuels my car, provide every single thing that we use in the house. Buys me clothes and other things. Give me pocket money. She is hoping that things will get better tomorrow and I will marry her. I really spent money on this girl then. Well, I have taking more than I gave to her. I want to take away all her time. It's almost 3yrs since the cheating incidence happened. She has lived with me for almost 2years now and have had 7 abortions. Once she completes 5years of living with me and taking care of me, by then she will be 31yrs, I will then break up with her and send her out of my house, then marry within 2 months after that. I'm already dating the girl I intend to marry.

@PremiumTimesng You're the pre-eminent newspaper in the country. Please do simple research next time. Grok is a button away.

ICPC faces rebuke for releasing El-Rufai against court order premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/…

@NigeriaStories @grok AI slop?

BREAKING : A Hong Kong engineer has built a mosquito defense system that uses LiDAR and lasers to vaporize 30 mosquitoes per second.

@Pharmacio001 @ADCVanguard_ You have to be the dumbest person in the history of twitter now.

Wait… is this really IBB at the APC National Convention? 🤔

@Cen4NigeriaPro @mrfestusogun @grok settle this.

Not true, administrative bail is still possible during criminal litigation and the discretional power is not terminated by an application to the court for review. Administrative can be for bereavement, health and other reasons. While this subject may be odious, his constitutional rights are not subject to him.

I refuse to believe El-Rufai has been released. That would be an unprecedented ridicule of the judiciary. He was remanded by the court and can only be released by the court. His bail application was to be argued on Tuesday. Releasing him is an abuse of judicial process.

@RecruitmentPq A large chunk of Kuda revenue comes from Nigerian crypto traders. Crypto is down significantly worldwide. It was a matter of time.

Kuda laid off hundreds of employees this week in a restructuring exercise 19 of 40 marketing employees alone were let go on a video call with no prior warning. The company says it is not a financial decision and their numbers actually look better than ever. Losses dropped from $35 million to $5.8 million in one year. They were profitable and still let people go. Good performance does not protect your job, always remember that employment is a contract that either party can end.

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@Xtainveil @Harri_obi @ChuksEricE @Kcobiefule Yes but unlocking Snow is necessary.

@Harri_obi @ChuksEricE @Kcobiefule That's not what we need now sir We need more work opportunities

“My main target is to remove the entire Abia from the National grid. My Hon. Commissioner for Power is in the Netherlands negotiating for this. Even though it’s a private enterprise, we are ready to support it because it will benefit us all” -Alex Otti

@Stevebankzs @Morris_Monye Brilliant banker. In this case, he is clearly fronting for others.

This is what Nigerian excellence looks like when it is properly resourced and unleashed. The tragedy is not just that he died too soon. The tragedy is that Nigeria produced a man of this calibre and he had to build some of his greatest Assets somewhere else. Imagine what Herbert Wigwe could have built here If Nigeria was governed the way he ran Access Bank. Rest well Chief.🕊️

Herbert Wigwe owned 106 choice properties in London. The only African on the top 10 list. We might never truly understand how much wealth he left behind.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The French League Federation has postponed the Lens-PSG match despite Lens's objection. It does so to allow PSG to better prepare for the tie vs. Liverpool. — @RMCsport

@bazedsigma @Deylaneyy @TouchlineX @RMCsport Dumb excuse. Integrity matters. It's a fucking travesty and shameful. No amount of game overload or "UEFA coefficient" would allow a premier league team to get away with this. Corrupt, McDonald's league.

@Deylaneyy @TouchlineX @RMCsport The laliga has no UEFA coefficient to fight for That is the difference