Mkulima Mdogo

Royalty has no time for grudge with peasantry.

@ignyharaz2 @Kieni_vic Unasema perimeter wall ishapita budget ya hii kibanda yangu 🙂‍↔️

Cost per linear meter ya perimeter wall ni huko kwa ma 8k+ btw. Ukitaka kupiga moja ya kwa 50*100 , that's a perimeter of 92 M minus gate ya 5 hivi. You'll need at least 700k for such a wall btw. Not easy as you may think.

@KE_MrBlack Hii haikosi kungunae 😂

Kuna lodging zingine unajua bei yao ukiangalia tu slippers😂😂

@_falsi1ke Also delete X?

You're a man, Quit porn. Delete Tiktok, Delete Snapchat, Delete Instagram, Read old books. Follow God's word. Find a beautiful wife. Get married. Build a family. PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FORWARD IN 2026.

@KE_MrBlack The one with na exposed CV 🙂‍↔️

Guess who’s going to be the first graduate here to land a job? 😄

@bee6634 Death can wait 😂

Jana i suffered minor injuries juu ya tei but happiness first😂

@georgediano DJ ma whu?

Kamene Goro came out to thank all the strong men who stood by her during her ICU days, but when it came to mentioning her husband,, it was complete silence. Brother Bernard was skipped like a YouTube ad. Gentlemen, let me tell you something, the moment your wife becomes the bread winner, you automatically get downgraded to Assistant Boyfriend on probation. At that stage, Your opinions become mere suggestions, Your authority turns into vibes, and your respect becomes optional. She'll embarrass you in public like a ninja who has been caught after reversing Milayas payment. But let’s address the real issue here. Marrying a DJ is a fulltime risk. Sister Sofia, DJs don’t just mix music, they mix everything. You’re there thinking you’re the main playlist, kumbe they are beating for you. Kamene’s relationship with the DJ has been pure drama. But expecting peace from a DJ is like adopting a goat and expecting it to bark. But brother Bernard should not complain, simps don't deserve any respect at all. After Kamene spent years on radio advising young ladies to be ratchets & boasting about multiple body counts, Dj mahende went ahead to rescue daughter of Agrippina from the trenches. Anyway, Dj Bones will soon find out that,, A man without money is a salamander. Chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Weeleey6 Naisha 😂

Someone teach me how to handle fame

@unkonfined Yes 🙂‍↕️

Are you 𝕏 famous?

@hosea606666 Ain't gay

What's stopping you from recreating this?

@bgthaplag Here for the no tick gang 😔

Blue Tick geng 🥷 connect Here🌠🤝

@hellerincrypto Hell in crypto? 🙂

If you reply, I’m following you

@abuyamasta Huyo angesema tu ameround off

Trip imeleta 990, customer amenimbia nimekununulia soda pia. Kuangalia ametuma 1k, kwani soda ni 10bob?

First day at work 😭

Why are you on X?

@254_mogogo @byYator Which prompt did you give chatgpt ndio ilete hii?

@Sirajitz1 Ndio hii wapwa chat.whatsapp.com/CKW5hDS0SliERJ…

Wapwa mnaonaje tukaunda group letu la kuinuana na kupeana engagement tuhakikishe kila mmoja anafika folowazi 1000+ hivi? Andika neno ADD hakikisha umenifollow ili iwe rahisi kukuona

@UTDKiptoox @Amag_ke @Ian_San254 ✅

@BlessedQuentin @Amag_ke @Ian_San254 Fb gee

Kama umeamka salama weka handle yako tukufollow.

@pa_lm_er @Amag_ke @Ian_San254 ✅

@BlessedQuentin @Amag_ke @Ian_San254 guza

@amooh001 I still do 🙂‍↔️

Would you still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts?