Darius Santander

But not mine.

Imagine the POWER.

The girls are rude. Wow.

@BloodiedKin @SanguineBanchou "Eat shit, Mr Santander."

I hate you, Dad. @BloodiedKin @SilverFoxVaruna

Hey, Minuett. Maybe we can continue on the legacy. [WIGGLES EYEBROWS.]

Get married and give me grandchil-... Actually with you, never mind @BloodCultist

Get married and give me grandchildren @StyleInCrimson

In the future, get married and give me grand children @SanguineBanchou @JustifiedAura

When are you two getting married and giving me grand children @BloodyWeaponry @SilverFoxVaruna

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES. THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUNCTION AS A FAMILY.

@BloodCultist SHUT UP, SON.

Oh gee, I sure do love my kids! And they love me, too!

[SLITHERS AWAY QUICKLY BEFORE HE'S ATTACKED FOR THE NINETH TIME BY HIS OWN CHILDREN.]

I have to find suitors for my sons...

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[On the floor. Not even blood regeneration can save his trouser sword. @StyleInCrimson

[Once more, the spoon is parried with the spoon!] @StyleInCrimson

[Parrying pillar with said spoon, or something, before flinging the other at @StyleInCrimson's head.]

[Him.]